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Status Updates posted by Mr. Etan
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We need a Mount and Blade club here.
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I guess there are such things as map rooms now.. http://gyazo.com/b3e9fea715025f1fa6965a6042d2af97
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Just listening to everyone's reaction to the plugins, changes must be really scary or something.
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Someone explain each races perk, I cant find anywhere that explains em.
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anyone else have trouble roleplaying the deep freeze when theres no snow anywhere on the map and its hot as hell outside irl?
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Hahaha! American is dominant against you Europeans once again! Praise timezone.
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WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT SPIRIT HERE SINCE 1969
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Hype? I think? Maybe?
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LOTC Druids in a nut shell:
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Horse jump heights are ******* dumb, you can scale a keep with it.
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Play a mage? Want to become a mage? Click this not click bait and find out how the best place to learn or be a mage.
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The siege engine capable of launching a 90 kilogram object over 300 meters
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o-oh
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Vanessa shot her head over to where the crash had sounded. If it was her stupid ass ex-boyfriend again she was going to… ****.
“Well hello Vanessa.”
It was Barry. The little fucker had flown right through the glass of her window, completely shattering it. Now he was hovering just inside the room. His tiny little bee arms crossed in anger. Triple ****.
“Hey Baby.” Vanessa tried as she awkwardly stumbled over to the small bee man. “I was just thinking of you.”
“Bullshit.” Barry growled. “You were going to drink some honey. I told you about the honey bro.”
“But Barry I just…” Vanessa started.
“No. “ Barry interrupted. “I told you about the honey and all the trouble us bees go through just to have you guys go and eat that **** up. I mean Jesus Vanessa. What the ****? You know about all the pain and ****. You know what we do all day? We make honey. Everyday. All day. Until we die. Even bee Larry King.”
“Barry I’m sorry I just had to…” Vanessa tried explaining again. She couldn’t handle this right now. Tears started welling up in her eyes.
“I’m sorry Vanessa but I just can’t. I thought you were different.” Barry interrupted again. Turning away in exasperation he continued. “I just, Vanessa, I loved you. I wanted to get bee married to you!”
“Oh Barry! I love you too. Please don’t go! I want to have weird human/bee babies with you!!” Vanessa exclaimed, throwing herself into Barry’s tiny little bee arms. All six of them.
“Oh Vanezza oh!” Barry exclaimed in his endearing bee accent as he caught Vanessa in his arms. “I’m so sorry I exploded at you. It’s just ever since Adam’s stinger accident…”
“Shhhhhhhhhh…” Vanessa shush papped Barry as she brought a finger to his bee lips. “I understand. It was wrong of me to drink your honey after all of the trouble you went through to make it a thing.”
Then Vanessa and Barry kissed a kiss so passionate that it broke all the laws of physics. Just like bees do every time they lift their fat little bodies off the ground. Physics man, those rules were meant to be broken. Like in Footloose. Or Ghost. I mean come on, ghosts can’t make pottery. But I’m getting ahead of myself.
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Anybody else play DayZ Standalone still?
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Its much better, they even optimized it to where I can get a TON of frames in huge cities.
They made zombies better, hitboxes are better, new AI and UI stuff, sounds are redone, lots of guns you can get and a proper balanced loot system where its hard to find loot and the like properly etc. They got wolves that hunt in packs and stuff like that too. It took them awhile but its prtty fun.
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its been so long, how do I rp???
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@Papa Liam please help me control my son i found this in his bedroom should i be concerned
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This is was what nexus was like for anyone curious/missed it. (picture)
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can we fix the server please
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We all died in 2012 and this is just a simulation.
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Birthday is Tomorrow, The 23 of July. Going to spend the day doing Archery and then Minecraft. mmm.