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  1. We need a Mount and Blade club here.

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    2. Minea

      Minea

      I'd second that.

    3. Everman111

      Everman111

      Which mount and blade? I only have warband. =(

    4. aron.

      aron.

      Warband is the obvious choice

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    2. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      What TP is that?

    3. Wobbajack
    4. Silent™

      Silent™

      *Silent has flashback to that fateful day almost one year ago, when he fed an avocado to his parrot*

  2. Just listening to everyone's reaction to the plugins, changes must be really scary or something.

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    2. Endeavour

      Endeavour

      I for one love it. I only hate the time it takes to make something. So I just buy stuff from other people.

    3. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      I love it :) even though I'm a blacksmith who seems to have an insane level of lumberjacking - it's my own fault. I need to stop chopping down trees!

    4. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      Or turn off xp gain, but what fun is that?

  3. Someone explain each races perk, I cant find anywhere that explains em.

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    2. VonEbs

      VonEbs

      Wood elves get less of a speed boost and more bow damage I believe.

    3. Mr. Etan
    4. K00l

      K00l

      Mind you, the speed boost isn't to major.

  4. anyone else have trouble roleplaying the deep freeze when theres no snow anywhere on the map and its hot as hell outside irl?

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      both of those are good suggestions. I also think stuffing a cold pack in the crotch of your pants is a pretty good idea.

    3. Ford

      Ford

      Substitute ice pack with the heart of your ex girlfriend if you want

    4. Sneaky
  5. Hahaha! American is dominant against you Europeans once again! Praise timezone.

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    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      wow hey we have McDonalds fun castles. :(

    3. Watty_Banker

      Watty_Banker

      Phff saying America is more dominant than Europeans is like saying that a terd that falls out my ass and begins to talk is more dominant than me.

    4. Sneaky

      Sneaky

      Oh, who beat who m8?

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    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Conquest w/ Shaders

    3. Gwonam_Blaze
    4. Cirdanoth

      Cirdanoth

      I advice removing the beams on the stone tower and using stone-brick chess-pattern corner texture.

  6. WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT SPIRIT HERE SINCE 1969

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    2. Lubbie

      Lubbie

      Just to hear them say

    3. Space

      Space

      THAT'S THE MOTTO N WORD YOLO

    4. Lubbie

      Lubbie

      We bout it every day, every day, every day

  7. Hype? I think? Maybe?

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    2. Denryn The Swift

      Denryn The Swift

      Hype for what? (I'm new :3)

    3. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Obo-leesk.
       

      Telanir made his own bukkit

    4. Denryn The Swift

      Denryn The Swift

      I still have no clue whats going on. I just join the server and now it's under maintenance .-.

  8. LOTC Druids in a nut shell:

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    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Alexina. Newer is better fam

    3. Heero
    4. Trenchist

      Trenchist

      I can't even get 30k to but some **** bow, donations are acceptable!

  9. Horse jump heights are ******* dumb, you can scale a keep with it.

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    2. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Except that you're not allowed to do that in the rules so it's just a fun perk rather than anything useful.

    3. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    4. Silent™

      Silent™

      You haven't seen a proper keep then.

  10. Play a mage? Want to become a mage? Click this not click bait and find out how the best place to learn or be a mage. 

     

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    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      You would be surprised what he said! Click here to find out.

    3. SpodoKaiba

      SpodoKaiba

      Man discovers the secret to IMMORTALITY! Scientists HATE him! 

    4. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Mage haters HATE him!

  11. The siege engine capable of launching a 90 kilogram object over 300 meters

  12. o-oh

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    2. Papa Liam

      Papa Liam

      Vanessa shot her head over to where the crash had sounded. If it was her stupid ass ex-boyfriend again she was going to… ****.

        “Well hello Vanessa.”

        It was Barry. The little fucker had flown right through the glass of her window, completely shattering it. Now he was hovering just inside the room. His tiny little bee arms crossed in anger. Triple ****.

        “Hey Baby.” Vanessa tried as she awkwardly stumbled over to the small bee man. “I was just thinking of you.”

        “Bullshit.” Barry growled. “You were going to drink some honey. I told you about the honey bro.”

        “But Barry I just…” Vanessa started.

        “No. “ Barry interrupted. “I told you about the honey and all the trouble us bees go through just to have you guys go and eat that **** up. I mean Jesus Vanessa. What the ****? You know about all the pain and ****. You know what we do all day? We make honey. Everyday. All day. Until we die.  Even bee Larry King.”

        “Barry I’m sorry I just had to…” Vanessa tried explaining again. She couldn’t handle this right now. Tears started welling up in her eyes.

        “I’m sorry Vanessa but I just can’t. I thought you were different.” Barry interrupted again. Turning away in exasperation he continued. “I just, Vanessa, I loved you. I wanted to get bee married to you!”

        “Oh Barry! I love you too. Please don’t go! I want to have weird human/bee babies with you!!” Vanessa exclaimed, throwing herself into Barry’s tiny little bee arms. All six of them.

        “Oh Vanezza oh!” Barry exclaimed in his endearing bee accent as he caught Vanessa in his arms. “I’m so sorry I exploded at you. It’s just ever since Adam’s stinger accident…”

        “Shhhhhhhhhh…” Vanessa shush papped Barry as she brought a finger to his bee lips. “I understand. It was wrong of me to drink your honey after all of the trouble you went through to make it a thing.”

        Then Vanessa and Barry kissed a kiss so passionate that it broke all the laws of physics. Just like bees do every time they lift their fat little bodies off the ground. Physics man, those rules were meant to be broken. Like in Footloose. Or Ghost. I mean come on, ghosts can’t make pottery. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

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    4. Mr. Etan
  13. Anybody else play DayZ Standalone still?

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    2. Praetor

      Praetor

      I bought it about two years ago but stopped cause it sucked. Is it better now?

    3. Ogdan

      Ogdan

      it is better now

       

    4. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Its much better, they even optimized it to where I can get a TON of frames in huge cities.

       

      They made zombies better, hitboxes are better, new AI and UI stuff, sounds are redone, lots of guns you can get and a proper balanced loot system where its hard to find loot and the like properly etc. They got wolves that hunt in packs and stuff like that too. It took them awhile but its prtty fun.

  14. its been so long, how do I rp???

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    2. Trintea☕️

      Trintea☕️

      You imply that you knew how to rp before hand. 

    3. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      oof thats mean reported

    4. Trintea☕️
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    2. Papa Liam

      Papa Liam

      this isnt ok

    3. TinyBiceps

      TinyBiceps

      @Papa Liam please help me control my son i found this in his bedroom should i be concerned

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    4. Rissing

      Rissing

      DEUS VULT! I support this man, let the crusade begin!

  15. This is was what nexus was like for anyone curious/missed it. (picture)

     

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    2. z3m0s

      z3m0s

      God I miss Nexus

    3. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      I burned them myself since they'd crash my mc

       

    4. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      Nexus in 1 picture

  16. can we fix the server please

  17. We all died in 2012 and this is just a simulation.

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    2. Vaynth

      Vaynth

      I’m just a figment of your imagination

    3. 𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍
    4. Starfelt

      Starfelt

      Let the anti-virus delete me.

  18. Birthday is Tomorrow, The 23 of July. Going to spend the day doing Archery and then Minecraft. mmm.

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      Bappy Hirfdaaay!

    3. Lark

      Lark

      Enforcer theme for your bday :D
    4. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      Hmm... what about...

      MINECRAFT ARCHERY! :O

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