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  1. John Ivory

    How does the 'Less Advertisements' VIP perk work?

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      it doesn't

    2. Neri

      Neri

      There used to be a forum setting that removed the ads but I believe it got removed... I'm sure it'll be added once the new perks are posted.

    3. AlmondTree

      AlmondTree

      Ads are not even a bother and helps the server..

  2. John Ivory

    You started this war, plunged Skyrim into chaos, and now the Empire is going to put you down, and restore the peace.

    1. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      wait are you csalz

    2. gam

      gam

      inb4 dragon attack

    3. bickando

      bickando

      then u join the stormcloaks and kill him and take his armor

  3. John Ivory

    No lollygaggin'.

    1. monkeymo14

      monkeymo14

      It's almost harvestin' season!

    2. Ford

      Ford

      I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL!

    3. aron.

      aron.

      THATS A NOICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YER SHOULDURS!

  4. John Ivory

    My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.

    1. big narstie

      big narstie

      drown.

    2. jasonwolf

      jasonwolf

      You get to sit around on guard duty, and what do I get? Roasted alive.

    3. Heff

      Heff

      You get to be roasted alive, and what do I get? Halfling stew.

  5. John Ivory

    Anything fun to do?

    1. Space

      Space

      Feast going on right now.

    2. xenenxnennxnx

      xenenxnennxnx

      Believe in Siquoq...

    3. Kahzo1

      Kahzo1

      smoke weed

  6. John Ivory

    This EU election is absolutely glorious. The fire rises!

    1. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      Glory to UKIP.

    2. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      'murica

    3. Zezimus

      Zezimus

      Hmm

  7. John Ivory

    Buy Crusader Kings II, it's $7.99 on Steam.

    1. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      !!! will do!

    2. Ivran

      Ivran

      I'd go for the collection, only 16.

    3. Boomack21

      Boomack21

      dont tell me what to do

  8. John Ivory

    I absolutely love these racial buffs!

    1. Minniefox

      Minniefox

      There's racial buffs??

    2. Redbaron™

      Redbaron™

      Not sure if cool racial buffs or sarcasm...

    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      There actually are. Orcs have extra-health, Elves are quick, etc...

  9. John Ivory

    Gott schützen den Kaiser!

    1. Norman

      Norman

      hurrah for old nosey :^)

    2. bungo

      bungo

      god shits on the kaiser?

    3. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      Scotland forever

  10. John Ivory

    Za gosudarya!

    1. dude

      dude

      This is an English only Minecraft Fantasy.

    2. drfate786

      drfate786

      Here...i have experience whit these people due to Dota2...ME NU PARLO ESPANOLO *Calls border security*

    3. drfate786

      drfate786

      Dere. ;3

  11. John Ivory

    4.0

    1. Drelik

      Drelik

      stop bitching and ******* wait patiently like the rest of us elves

    2. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      wise words tbh csalz

    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      sorry salz

  12. John Ivory

    We must defeat the communists, to save our Christian land!

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      no

      communism is love

      communism is life

    2. problematic z

      problematic z

      stand up and be counted

    3. Everman111

      Everman111

      Is this some type of inside joke I have missed?

  13. John Ivory

    What's the church opinion on Seinfeld?

    1. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      the holy day of festivus is upon us

    2. Taylor

      Taylor

      amen

    3. ozeveo

      ozeveo

      we once had an empress named george costanza

  14. John Ivory

    Hello, is Dibley there?

    1. ~ Fiend ~

      ~ Fiend ~

      No, this is Patrick.

    2. dude

      dude

      nope.

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      nah

  15. John Ivory

    @EddyTheBrave passed his driving test everyone please send congratulations

    1. Harri

      Harri

      what a brave man, congratz dude!!

    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      hope u crash

    3. Ford

      Ford

      Wow, Eddy! Great moves. Keep it up, proud of you.

  16. John Ivory

    What does it take to get Old Hat?

    1. CosmicWhaleShark

      CosmicWhaleShark

      Never donating.

    2. Overland

      Overland

      Pretty sure you have to be on the forums a year and a half along with 500 posts.

    3. Cooonie

      Cooonie

      you have to be cool enough to not don8

  17. John Ivory
    http://puu.sh/hCFDk/67fc9b0348.jpg
    1. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      is this some sort of joke. how dare you slander the name of UKIP and Nigel Farage. Its only a matter of time before you get Farage barraged

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      You can't be posting this kind of politically charged, offensive, and potentially triggering material now that you are part of the AT.

    3. Space

      Space

      tfw your country is run by a ukip-like party

  18. John Ivory

    Religion of Peace™ strikes again!

    1. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      referring to Kuwait, Tunisia or France? Or all three?

    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Triple play

    3. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      mad or nah

  19. John Ivory

    >he doesn't autoage

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      >4chan

    2. Mosue

      Mosue

      >meme arrows

    3. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      >this **** outside of 4chan

  20. John Ivory

    Stand up and be counted

    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      shut up and be silent

    2. TavernLich

      TavernLich

      That's the same thing, Aislin.

    3. Aislin

      Aislin

      **** off and be gone

  21. John Ivory

    Forsaken

    1. sdjden

      sdjden

      who?

    2. Heff

      Heff

      Man69

    3. Tirenas

      Tirenas

      Wasn't me.

  22. John Ivory

    alpha vulcus makes me sweat

    1. Dougstalicious

      Dougstalicious

      Have you seen Game of Thrones?

    2. Guest

      Guest

      Have you seen Gaim de Thrauns?

    3. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      Have you seen Gaym da Trhoones

  23. John Ivory

    Can Orcs been Orcs again? I don't like this Uruk meme.

    1. Vesalian

      Vesalian

      You're goddamn right.

    2. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      They will never be that way again.

    3. RyothGaming

      RyothGaming

      True.... Uruks use be such savages now there cowards

  24. John Ivory

    I HURT MYSELF TODAY

    TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
    I FOCUS ON THE MEMES 
    THE ONLY THING THAT'S REAL

    DONALD TRUMP TEARS A HOLE
    DESTROYS MY SELF ESTEEM
    TRY TO SHILL IT ALL AWAY
    BUT HE REMEMBERS EVERYTHING

    WHAT HAVE I BECOME
    MY SWEETEST BRO?
    EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES FUN OF MY
    GUACA BOWL

    AND TRUMP COULD WIN IT ALL
    MY RIGHTFUL PLACE FROM BIRTH
    DAD I'VE LET YOU DOWN
    DUB I'VE MADE YOU...HURT

    I WEAR THIS BOWL OF GUAC
    UPON MY CUCKOLD BROW
    I'VE BEEN STUMPED BY THE TRUMP
    BUT I CAN'T EVEN FATHOM HOW

    BENEATH MY TOUGH FACADE
    MY SOUL IS FILLED WITH FEAR
    THE DONALD IS THE MAN
    AND I AM STILL A *****


    WHAT HAVE I BECOME
    MY SWEETEST BRO?
    EVERYONE I KNOW MAKES FUN OF MY
    GUACA BOWL

    AND TRUMP COULD WIN IT ALL
    MY RIGHTFUL PLACE FROM BIRTH
    DAD I'VE LET YOU DOWN
    DUB I'VE MADE YOU...HURT

     

    *shotgun blast*

    1. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      reported

    2. Kim

      Kim

      Hunwald I'm like legit concerned for you

    3. =Nkruma=

      =Nkruma=

      Seems legit.

  25. John Ivory

    DESIGNATED

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    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      lol nice several month old /pol/ meme

    2. Altiak

      Altiak

      Good meme ******

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