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  1. Give me my ******* rep back or the hostage dies.

    @Malocchio

    You have until this afternoon. You gave iMattyz his reputation back now I want mine.

    1. Harri

      Harri

      nice post to rep ratio

    2. Dohvi
    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      god bless you brother

  2. haha now that im top in every profession and the week is over i can finally step outside for some fresh air and shave my neckbeard stubble.

    1. Venomoo

      Venomoo

      Excuse me sir, you shall never surpass my slaves of breeding while I'm gone!!1!

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      What did he mean by this?

    3. Harri

      Harri

      venom your exp was wiped because you cheated, lol

  3.  

    1. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      ah wow yet another guck profile theme, now it's vietnam era interesting

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      wish hunwald would pick something else then maga mother mary.

    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      not mary you prick take that back @Gucko

  4. hey is sanctuary still a thing?

    1. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      thought you lead it pal

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      ah sucks, loved the rp there

    3. Weabootrash

      Weabootrash

      i blame haelunor

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  6.  

    Thinking about @Malocchio, @ski_king3, @Heero 阴

    1. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      I am deeply in love with both of the mentioned gentlemen.

    2. 𝙻𝚞𝚟 XO
    3. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Tbh this is a quality meme.

       

      Also the status got taken down before I could but I was about to concede defeat in our previous battle. I was truly roasted.

  7. G'den, lass, interested in going out with me to see the new 1# Hot Topic movie, Suicide Squad?

  8. any1 wanna spare me some rep i only need 6 to reach 2,100

    1. Wrynn

      Wrynn

      You're welcome

    2. Vaynth

      Vaynth

      I guess.

    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      thank you, my friends.

  9. Anyone want to role-play my wife's son?

    1. Vege

      Vege

      thank u for asking i was wondering how long it'd take you to ask me

    2. shortchangehero

      shortchangehero

      i would be honored

    3. Ford

      Ford

      i do like playing southerons : )

  10. I really like GMs that actively plot against Oren :)

    1. Ford

      Ford

      i love it when you're passive-agressive it's so hot 

    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      have any proof of that, big guy? NOPE lmao just be glad all your pvp factions friends in oren havent been banned already. its an rp server ok

    3. OzYmandi

      OzYmandi

      Someone does that?

  11. The Bounty Board is back in action, my friends! Check it; https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/forum/639-bounty-board/

    1. lev
    2. lawnmowerman
    3. Andustar

      Andustar

      Good work guck, this looks very interesting

       

  12. if you think the dwarves should intervene in a human war, rep this status ! lol !

    1. Vetren54

      Vetren54

      You're a rep *****

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      and youre irrelevant, get off my profile SCUM

    3. Vetren54

      Vetren54

      what if i gave you rep

       

  13. hello im looking for someone to play my wife's son? i'll take good care of him and can guarantee some quality rp between us, although you are not my real son.

    1. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      hi hello i am looking for a new character to play this looks like an interesting family dynamic r u alright with a biologically female son who identifies as a male please let me no thx

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      was more looking into some quality father son rp like going fishing or visiting ski kings brothel but ill let you know! @TeaLulu

    3. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      uh excuse me sir are you gender stereotyping activities? girls can enjoy trips to brothels al- oh wait did u say ski king? nvm the boys can keep that one

  14. You are staff members, damnit, grow up and start acting like one.

    1. mitto
    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      You're breaking protocol, stop this instance, I say!

    3. mitto

      mitto

      oh **** sorry im schleep

  15. i'm flying to essex rn, give this status update a rep if you want me assault mittosaurus.

    1. mitto

      mitto

      out of me and @Harrison am i really the greater evil?

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      harrisons also getting a beating dont ya worry!

    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      @Hero_ stop commenting on all my **** youre an unfunny ***** that only caters to norlandic barbarians, if you want to comment on someones **** repeatedly go for someone like devvy because i will genuinely toast your router into oblivion and pugsy you on the server if you do not **** off.

  16. i have a question why do you play lotc

    1. Space
    2. Freischarler

      Freischarler

      because my friends do

    3. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      because I hate myself and have no self respect

  17. ***** you thirsty please grab a sprite

    1. Ford

      Ford

      stop drinking the sugary semite, and start consuming the graceful glass (of water)

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      yeah sprites disgusting girls, take notes from ford

    3. dogbew

      dogbew

      my crips lurkin, don't die tonight

  18. yo dude how close are you guys to finalizing the new guns and the vaulting in pubg? just need an update, cant wait

    1. InfamousGerman

      InfamousGerman

      flying saucer gun will soon be added

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      cant wait, what about the big groza?

    3. InfamousGerman
  19. give me rep or give me death.

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      I would give you death but that's illegal and unethical.

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      so give me rep, noob

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Sorry mate, no can do. I have a personal policy to not give rep to people asking for it unless they were incredibly clever in doing so.

       

      If you ever make a good RP post I'd totally rep that though.

  20. hello, i am excited to see the raid rules! woo!

    1. Creamy
    2. Thornz

      Thornz

      Can't wait to see how **** they'll be

    3. devvy

      devvy

      yay so excited !!! i can't wait to go on raids with THE axel!!!!!!!!!

  21. rep this if you are not a beta male.

    1. blago

      blago

      I'm a huge beta

       

    2. seannie

      seannie

      shut up numale soyboy 

    3. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      im a arab, Im above beta, and under alpha So im good

  22. Me and my minecraft girlfriend @oncenoeda are so happy together! If you guys are interested in coming to our wedding in June, hit me up in the PMS.

    1. devvy

      devvy

      hey! can i go!?

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      sure its in nigeria

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      this is so fuckin gay riven

  23. dewper isnt banned lmfao ur dumb

    1. seannie

      seannie

      he should be...... @Dewper

    2. Guest

      Guest

      Seannie just because this cruel war puts us on either side doesn’t mean we have to be enemies...

    3. seannie

      seannie

      i dont speak to traitors!

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