Jihnyny

Within the winds of the great desert south, the great lands of pale hills and skeletal mountains, a Ragukian uruk fell to his knees before his lord, Krugallah. "Azh agh only"

Within a certain fort on Aauns border, a lechian man cut into his perfectly cooked 'kotlet schabowy' which he had bought with a piece of gold he had looted from a corpse. "Nie ma jak w domu" Bolesław said with glee.

Resting within the clinic of Orcgrimmar, Thraaluk placed his hand on his shoulder. His wound was still tender and sore, a feeling that he believed might never go away. His hand then slipped to move the furs that were placed over his injured self. However, they did not uncover his overworked body. The action was left impossible due to the massive boar, ‘WAGH’, that had fought alongside him in the duel. ___________________________________________________________ Thraaluk left a tusked smile and said; “Zleep well WAGH, our klompz are nuber over.”

i wanna be a turtle (so do you)

Buff pigs. seriously I RP a Gorkil, (an Orc clan that is infamous for its boars.) And since I don't have aether, I decided to ride a pig mechanically. I rode from Krugmar to an Amathine Vassal today, and tbfh, it took a long while. Think they should be buffed. ___________________________________________________________________ WDYM?! Speed The default speed currently is [2.4 m/s], speed boost depends (its random) I think the default and boost speed (using carrot-rods) should be buffed to a higher amount. Health Did you know you cant heal a pig with any food, only regen potions? They currently only have 5 hp, and no possible way to heal them in LOTC. This can be improved by adding more health OR adding WAY more health than horses, making them tanky, slow pigs. (It be funny that way) Mounted Combat Mounted Combat on Pigs work perfectly right now, other than one hand being full due to the rod. Add lances to be useable on pigs, would be funny. BALANCE I dont think pigs should be as fast as horses, (maybe more health to compensate for their speed) but just something that’d make the pig atleast fun to use. If its possible, remove the carrot-stick and replace it with a smaller item, maybe something resembling reigns? Idk, a lead or smtn. As for spawns, I think they should be maybe the same way horses have whistles? Idk. THOUGHTS?

[!] Thraaluk’Gorkil, sits down and grips upon the snout of his boar. He tugs it and places its tusks atop a cactus shell. He begins to engrave poor writing atop the shell.[!] ________________________________________________________________________ Dear scum of the whitewash clan. Mi welcome lats challenge with pride and honor! It has been long since mi has fought properly, for mi was washed away and gotten lost during the coalition wagh. Mi hope lats accept mi challenge, agh mi can use lats tusks as decoration so mi can impress mi Rex agh mi clan as mi did before with mi other enemies. Also, we should start the klomp atop of mounts, mi boar awaits to klomp as it did before. May lats shitty pinkie masters unleash lats from lats chains so lats can flat with honor agh be accepted into the Stargush’Stroh! By tha wae, so we can set it up, mi will allow us to meet togetha in truce first. SIGNED, Thraaluk’Gorkil, the Wagh-Cub

no, not at all. Think about Veletz in the Veletz + allies v Coaltion war. They lost every warclaim (but 1), however they were certainly beating the nations in morale both IRP and OOC, and also were beating them in every single raid. If that type of RP held any effect, the war would've surely turned out differently. But unfortunately banditting, and ambushes hold 0 advantage as you can simply see name tags, and if that doesnt happen, someone will just see it as a metarally or an annoying encounter, /d20, and ignore that it ever happened. Only way this would work would be with consenting parties, and only time I seen it work was between two communities that were rivals IRP, but chill with eachother OOC.

get rid of it in capitals (a city) but keep it outside

From the North, a man known as 'The Nomad' brings down his Yurt. He straddles his horse, and rides through the frozen winds of the North, towards the open divide of the Midlands.

@esterhasenot a taboo bro, we had gay rexes

krugkrugkrug human or orc nowhere (hes a nomad) or krug a 7x7 yurt that can be used for nomadic roleplay (iirc it goes 1 block deep) 375, 102, -501 currently banned, so i cannot make better screenshots. (also IMGUR is down) https://gyazo.com/c924d63d0cb1ad2f1d91a3cc29e40f7a https://gyazo.com/f7e50d695f391e6cfdc17f20a2701f4b https://gyazo.com/a03c2a16a9302770eaeb69de9329a315 https://gyazo.com/85a49ee3a0435582228f623415c251b3 https://gyazo.com/6b050a73da5e46cfdffc5d628f5f36af It doesnt have to be full of whatever inside, it can be hollow

failCRP sucks, but i think a major issue is people dont try at crp, and then they get pissed when the opposite doesnt either.

real (too much to read)

not once have i seen any activity from Gotrek (other than me killing a dude r.i.p Rylanor) , or the GOT targaryan larpers. Ill give Ravenmire a small pass because they are a solely new nation. But again, it and Lurin are practically 1:1. Theyre both sutica ripoffs. Hyspia and Balian i 100% agree should join together. Hyspia's current build itself is not fit for a 'realm', more of a 'lair', its activity matching its very small build. Vortice? Why does Vortice still exist. Geniuine question? Like i am surprised it survived last map with activity checks, shit was dead for 2/3 of the map, and its dead to this day. Norland? Norland should IMO die, but its community is so tight that it'd be impossible. (people who only rp in Norland, and only with Norlanders, constant vc) This war has generated way more RP than before the war. The raids have actually forced people to log on into their small nations lmao. oh and, there should be bigger consequences for conquest.

OOC: MC Name: temuJIHN Discord: jihnyny IC: Name: Thraaluk'Gorkil Age: 10 Information about yourself: Mi is a hosh boar rider, a hosh warrior of the Gorkil Clan! Mi like mi boar. He iz very hosh. Mi is very hosh too. Very, very hosh. Everythings hosh! Mi is also a very strong, hosh warrior. Also, apart of Gorkil clan.

[!] Thraaluk’Gorkil, the child of eight kakti-weeks from the notorious Gorkil clan returns home from a successful raid upon the Aaunite, Minitzers. His face stained red from ritualistic runes he painted upon his face from the blood of his very first kill. [!] _________________________________________________________________________ A calm night. Not like the ever heating days that the sun gives out to the empty dunes of the desert, and yet not too cold like the blowing winds of the north. Thraaluk’Gorkil rested from his second raid, another success within his military and orcish career. A good sign this had meant to him, a sign showing that he had not lost his war-culture; he had not lost the culture of his clan for being too long from their hall. And yet, the young cub of the Gorkil clan could not rest his eyes for fear of his own mind. There were many tales he had heard, mostly from the soldiers his people had captured. The tales of how horrible the nights are after each kill, the first being the most vile. Thraaluk, however, felt indifferent. He had not felt guilt or regret for killing the man. Instead, he felt relief and release from the chains of his bloodthirsty curse that bound him to an ever need to kill. He was confused. He sat in bed, his Gorkil boar curled up to his side, and thought about his ancestors. He thought about how they dealt with the curse; he thought of the possibilities and the improvements he could make to his own rage and anger that grew and grew within him. Nevertheless, Thraaluk was still only eight. His mind could not think as well as much as he wanted to. His brain gave out, and the child rested his eyes. With him free’d from the clutches of Iblees, the Uruk had rested the best sleep of his life.

[!] In the edge of the great desert, within the oasis, a young Uruk takes a rush to find a roll of cacti paper and spare ink. Upon sitting down by his growing Gorkil-Boar, the child began scribbling and writing with rush and haste. His first ever missive. [!] _________________________________________________________________________ Throm’ka coalrexes agh the like. Mi write this post, agh share it with mi gobbo bruddahs to spread, because mi is so, so SO bored of lats. Mi popo ashed blah’d “Lats will be a hosh warrior soon!” But that shits cannub happen if lats nuber klomp! Every raid mi went on so far, is coalition hiding. Maybe lats should raid for ashs! Afterall, burddah Rex blah’s “pinkiez breed like rabbitz” So there should be no numba issue! Please start raiding agh klomping us Coalition. Agh throw some kubbies into the roster for mi to klomp personally. _________________________________________________________________________ SINED, Thraaluk'Gorkil ob THE Gorkil Klan

"Did thiz ***** really call mi a zpawn ob ibleez?" Thraaluk confused, scratched his freshly wounded brow. A cause from headbutting a spawn of iblees.

"Nub honah in uzin' zhit that deztroyz everythin'... better nub be magic in thiz 'honah klomp'" Thraalûk'Gorkil sighed, still at a loss of joy for his first ever raid, not ending with him gaining his very first kill. For all the voidal mages, when he had heisted and when he had raided, ran away and cowered from the childs fearless warcries.

holy **** my fave shanty got lotced hell ya