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  1. Malocchio

    SHORTY IS MY ******* DAWG!!!! if u f**** with shorty you f**** with me!!!!!

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Hey listen, Shorty's my dog. You can't just say he's yours.

    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      But he's my dawg.

    3. Dougstalicious

      Dougstalicious

      are you okay

  2. Malocchio

    i wish a ***** would !

    1. erikur

      erikur

      hi loren

    2. Ogdan

      Ogdan

      ninja

       

    3. Sythan

      Sythan

      Hey there. Heard you're pretty fit.

  3. Malocchio

    when you realize your ooc plot wasn't going to work all along so you try to cover it up oocly bc damage control :thinking:

    1. Space

      Space

      alternative facts

    2. Vege

      Vege

      mama mia

    3. chaotikal

      chaotikal

      oh boy i sure hope malochio becomes emperor of oren

  4. Malocchio

    y'all wanna **** off with the email field being required ****?

    1. Nolan_

      Nolan_

       

      yo its me arabella rowley

      and if i did get married id bring a big ass dowry 

      coz im the girl the boys think is stupid fine

      i be flexin on my pick axe on the way to the mines

      or hanging with my sister her dumb name is aletta

      its so dumb that if it was a letter itd be my least favourite letter

      but enough about her and back to me

      see my family died when i was 3 (i think)

      i live in courland in a tiny lil house

      i spit bars of fire but im small as a mouse

      i got dark green eyez and hair 4 dayzz

      when the boys catch me in the street they be in a daze

      i said arabellas my name dont wear it out

      i have many skils for example catchin trout

      im a serious fisherwoman dontcha know

      and i might smell like tuna but im rollin in dough 

      i have a horse named aisha its a pretty dang name

      and if u see me ridin dat steed you'd want the same

      coz i said my name its arabella rowley

      droppin wisdom faster then jesus the holy (holy pronounced howly)

       

      thats all for today suckers

       

       

    2. Sky

      Sky

       

      ^ Copy what I put there, it's a key but it's nothing, so it'll register as something being put there but has nothing. I use it for both e-mail and username.

    3. Harri

      Harri

      just put 'lol'

  5. Malocchio

     

    1. GDPR 014

      GDPR 014

      nah

    2. Space

      Space

      hey how you doing? i know the past few days have been hard on you and i hate to say it but it will only get worse :(

       

      fascism is on the decline :(

    3. Monomakhos

      Monomakhos

      shareblue shills have infilitrated lotc

  6. Malocchio

    hey if ur interested in skinning for me hmu

    1. Monomakhos

      Monomakhos

      s u c c

    2. B

      B

      don't u have enough chars lroen 

    3. GDPR 014

      GDPR 014

      maybe

  7. Malocchio

    ayy what's up with these statuses abt me @ me next time

    1. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      ur dirt @Malocchio

    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ow

  8. Malocchio

    hi https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/162772-loves-me-not/

     

    1. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Hello there, how are you doing on this fine day?

    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      Pretty good, thank you! How are you?

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      I am doing rather fine as well! T'is nice to see LOTC doing well, at least as far as change and self reflection is concerned 

  9. Malocchio

    i love you

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      WTF

    2. Angmarzku

      Angmarzku

      < 3

    3. mitto

      mitto

      WTF!!!!!!

  10. Malocchio

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    1. ooooowee

      ooooowee

      me me big boy

    2. Pinochet

      Pinochet

      all elves need to be lined up and shot

    3. Esterlen

      Esterlen

      Big and sexy Druid RP

  11. Malocchio

    hey

    1. Pinochet

      Pinochet

      howdy

    2. GloriaPreussens

      GloriaPreussens

      hello mal o chi oh

    3. The Hedge Knight

      The Hedge Knight

      wtf

  12. Malocchio

    what the **** is up KYLE? step the **** up!

    1. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      miss bagley. what'd ya do to him?

    2. Ambduscias

      Ambduscias

      she drained his lifeforce, guck.

    3. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      please come out of the closet shady's worried

  13. Malocchio

    WHERE THE **** IS MY PREMIUM MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY

    1. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      outside of the closet malo all u have to do is just come out of the closet

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      its a big world out there, all u gotta do is come outta the closet..

    3. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

       

  14. Malocchio

    what the **** is up @Space what the **** is up my ******* brotha

    1. Space

      Space

      https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/11/carter-page-international-man-of-mystery/545159/

    2. Space

      Space

      hey you saw virginia and new jersey right

    3. Abeam

      Abeam

      i love you

  15. Malocchio

     

    1. Guest

      Guest

      i like furrys, u ? 

    2. Ambduscias

      Ambduscias

      i love mallochio so much

  16. Malocchio

    "is pitbull italian?" - @oncenoeda

    1. oncenoeda

      oncenoeda

      hes a wog anyway so no diff

    2. ScreamingDingo

      ScreamingDingo

      get away FROM HIM THOT

    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      hes a noob

  17. Malocchio

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    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      are you ok?

    2. Arhbi

      Arhbi

      Alcohol sculling, pill-popping hooker who cakes herself in makeup? That's a bit rude to call yourself that

    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      at least 3 of those things refer to you tho.... !

  18. Malocchio

    bye ferals

    1. Its_Just_Leap

      Its_Just_Leap

      are they going somewhere?

       

    2. Banard

      Banard

       

      Edited by volcel
    3. Callistus

      Callistus

      What?

  19. Malocchio

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    art of the bean druid, courtesy of the vvv talented @Trinn

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      cool beans

    2. bungo

      bungo

      ah, salvej

    3. Rusty Derringer

      Rusty Derringer

      Never though a "bean druid" could look this cool.

  20. Malocchio
    https://youtu.be/qI5Uo36PLbg
    1. Aislin

      Aislin

      get this non-english gibberish away from me

    2. big narstie

      big narstie

      thats kinda hot.

  21. Malocchio

    HEY WANT TO EARN $5-$10??? i have cash to throw around and i really, really need a human (female) skin (or two) made!!! pm me with examples of your work and we'll get crackin'

    1. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      also you have to have paypal b/c i'm not gonna send you cash anywhere else bye

    2. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      can i get 5 dollars if i give you my skin

  22. Malocchio

    "Altiak is daddy as f***." - @mitto

    1. Harri

      Harri

      ">mfw i spent 30 minutes explaining druidic lore on a minecraft server to jahovas witnesses." - @mitto

    2. mitto

      mitto

      wheezes - @mitto

  23. Malocchio

    i know your wife and she wouldn't mind

    1. Fishy

      Fishy

      hope you okay

    2. BritBritt

      BritBritt

      We made it out to the other side?

  24. Malocchio

    tumblr_ogrf7i9axT1r3gqwio1_500.jpg

    Really makes you think!

    1. problematic z

      problematic z

       

    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      https://gyazo.com/7d72bf1a8d1b4a127a45400194ed1a26

  25. Malocchio

    Rap battles in Savoy TS! @savoy.ts.nfoservers.com

    1. Harri

      Harri

      the savoy ts literally makes me want to die

    2. Delrof

      Delrof

      it was **** and I wasn't even there

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