Ford

Ghost pepper 

water

Papaya Salad. The chef didn't know how to make things 'mild' and made it the spiciest papaya salad i have ever consumed. Had to have about five glasses of water and a **** ton of rice to cool down my tongue

I'd be confused because my daughter wouldn't look like that... Who did my wife sleep with?!

I'm one of those monsters that turns off my computer or locks it

watch them try to figure out how to open anything with all these macros i have keyed and stuff broken

again this situation can be resolved by slapping someone's girlfriend's ass

i felt good about myself until people made bad jokes about me and vegan stereotypes and things

Vegan diets are just plain bad, just limit your meat intake and eat more rice. People eat too much meat nowadays and it makes them obese. The common solution is to just balance your diet with what your body needs and to never over eat. Overeating is what's bad for you, it increases your stomach's size and makes you more susceptible to gaining weight. 

Note: You should only be eating one portion of meat a day.. Nothing more nothing less. 

Avoid saturated fat and for god's sake avoid trans fat. I went on a diet recently where I ate high fiber oatmeal and wheat toast with jelly every morning, a small but high calorie lunch like a grilled cheese or PBJ sandwich, then every night I made myself baked/grilled/roasted chicken. For snacks I bought a tub of mixed nuts and granola bars. Going to the gym every day for a week I lost 10 pounds.

Mudeculators arent even lore friendly anymore pal

Make my hand into a finger gun says say "what ye going to do know pink?"

gonna have to /roll for approaching me, aiming gun at me, and for talking to me. 

I am a thot thirsty for yOU FORD 

are you hacked again

no wtf?!

gay

Hey, that's pretty good.

Is this you?? ROFL

then why do I suddenly have mOrE Post counts than before wat is this

and statuses can still be upvoted, so free rep.

@Tofuus

dude keep it this way so it doesnt count our status updates please dont change it

did the smoke go over your head?
 

yh

vapelord womenfolk make me s-steamy please do no bully send your sisters number thank you please

double decker every time

**** me

these double deckers are delish 

harri the crunchies are p. good but i feel like butterfingers just does a better job 

also these hazelnut bueno are ******* amazing idk why you brits didnt recommend these first 

gummy bears are basic but also good 

i got a nut allergy, that's why

WEST COAST NIBBA GAN G GA N G

no.

Thanks for your loyalty Drake bb

The west tho on the real hahaha

Mission failed, we'll get them next time.

[concern]

United States

Is that a question

denmark

@Gusano Arentonio

Chocolate because both are delicious and sometimes vanilla is more delicious, but chocolate has pairings that vanilla doesn't. Stuff like rocky road, mint chocolate, etc etc. Vanilla just doesn't have the variety

Real men drink shots of pure vanilla three times a day. 

DRUGS

good job make me proud

the fire rises

*shudders