“Give me twenty good men and I’ll impregnate the *****.”
His Royal Highness, Antonius of the House of Horen, addressing His Royal Majesty, Aurelius I of the House of Horen, King of the Crown of Renatus-Marna, 10th of The Deep Cold, 1657
They say animals know when there’s impending danger, their behaviour becomes erratic, and their corporeal senses become numbed by fear and anguish. Norland, the citadel of **** and piss, declared the many who inhabit the vast expanse of Atlas, was at the dawn of the Alliance’s march. Proudly, the ‘U.S.A’ stood, a corrupt conglomeration of **** spewing pigs, atop the capital of Norland, lining the walls, and towers, with bows, and arrows. The sharp whistle of the winds pierced the heavens, a storm brewed, and the Northern Alliance advanced; the Southern Alliance never knew what was coming, until it was too late.
“They’ll never get us from ‘ere.”
Remarked a Haensetic soldier, snorting uncontrollably.
But alas, it never occurred to them to check their six, and it wasn’t until the Northern Atlas Alliance had begun its descent upon the entrapped creatures, who whined like wild pigs, sobbed like bloody, frightened mutts, and writhed like vile worms, unable to defend themselves against the incredible might of the horde. It was upon that day, that Norland truly lived up to its name, and their King Ruric who reigned over a city of **** that smelt like carrion. Soldiers of Haense, Norland, and the High Elves alike lay slaughtered upon the doors of the Norlandic Castle, vengeance for the fallen priests and nuns of the Canonist Faith; vengeance for their incursion upon the Northern Alliance.
Their pitiful cheers of morale and revitalisation to their corrupt states were silenced, for none could withstand the almighty strength of the Northern Atlas Alliance; not even the midget fallacy, Adalwulf, nor the efforts of heathen, Karl Barbanov. By the time the Crown of Renatus-Marna and its allies were done with the bloody city of Norland, a murder of crows flocked above, the nuns and priests slung free from their dirtied ropes, and the Canonists freed.
“Do not temper the anointed steel; the white sword cometh.”
His Royal Highness, Constantine of the House of Horen, declaring their next march to the War Council of Renatus-Marna.
Then, they marched north-east, for the blood curdling hallows of Norland’s military had been put to sleep, and the pitiful Silver State was next.