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  1. You just ruined grappling hooks. GG dumbasses

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    2. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Which have been changed so they are even more awkward to use.

    3. LatzMomo

      LatzMomo

      @Kowaman can you also change the spawn rate of squid down by like triple, maybe quadruple? I'm actually tired of wasting my weapon durability on a 50% spawn rate squid

    4. Rissing

      Rissing

      Lol, grappling hooks were actually a thing? ...

       

  2. Well, so much for RP tonight, been 6 or more hours and still stuck in a wall, so looks like I gotta wait till tomoz for someone to just /warp jakesassy40 spawn but oh well better luck next time.

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    2. Space

      Space

      No, wait, get on skype and get some friends or something. Come on man, don't give up that easy.

    3. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Well guys, panic is over. SS'd back, all my armour and items had fired up into the air bout 20 blocks around the SS so I got em all

    4. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Live a good life.

  3. To reach master lumberjack. I need to cut down. 75000 logs. Soooooo No i'm just gunna quit and cry in a hole somewhere

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    2. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      Yes, Sebasgann. NPC's create immersion. And when you're farming skills, you are an NPC.

    3. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Being honest here, the crafting professions just make people stare at a workstation.

    4. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Yes. I'm in the middle of nowhere. On my own for 4 hours just cutting trees. That is much RP

  4. Howa bout we combine all our power and make a massive bomb that only kill's orc's

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    2. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Together we stand. It's now or never we must drive them back to the abyss.

    3. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      And let them fall into the nothing-ness that awaits them and their master?

      -Gandalf quote of the day :p

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      I'm guessing this is the agenda of the English Defence League ? ;3

  5. Well. I seen some bad raids. but that was just shite.

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    2. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      What is a raid.

    3. Tsuyose

      Tsuyose

      It was planned OOCly.

    4. Lynx

      Lynx

      "Though not an enforced rule but rather just a guideline, it is encouraged that the owner of the area, settlement or structure that is being raided be online to assist in creating a proper roleplay environment within the raiding event." We informed him so the guards would be on at said time

  6. suddenly topless girls at the pool im staying at. fiiiine by me you keep bouncing around in ya hottub dont mind me.

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    2. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      is it bad that even my mum told me about em when i was not looking

    3. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      is it bad that even my mum told me about em when i was not looking

    4. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      is it bad that even my mum told me about em when i was not looking

  7. God LotC is getting boring, nothing to do. Most cities are empty. Roleplay is extremely spread out to the point of running 10 mins from city to city, to find out you just wasted those 10 mins. I can rarely be asked to play anymore.

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      Nexus is the solution

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Attend one of the Drinking Nights over at Brandybrook, those are usually fun.

    4. 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐄.
  8. Oh god I read the whole magic lore, it’s horrid. Talk about trying to kill it off.

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    2. Sorcerio

      Sorcerio

      1 minute ago, Jake the Dog said:

      Can’t run without getting out of breath, can’t use a sword without insta breaking magic, can’t use magic if hands are full (rip 1 handed people), can’t wear ANY armour, all magic must be made obvious to everyone around you via glowing in easy to see places, can be hit or pushed to instantly cancel magic which then also forces headache. if you do 1 magic, your forced crippled, and so have to do all 5 magics or it’s pointless, magic lore will be nerfed which means, while you can’t kill people, people can very quickly insta kill you


      All of these problems can literally be solved from literally standing away from your opponent. Have the high ground, hide behind something as you cast. You don’t need to be having a one-on-one face-off in the middle of the square five feet from your enemy. 

    3. Dont_Advertise

      Dont_Advertise

      1 minute ago, Jake the Dog said:

      - Valid Complaints -


      The void was never made to be a strong subtype of magic- there are ways to make voidal magic powerful but a mage should in theory get fucked by most knights if they’re thinking smart.

      In what scenario should a voidal mage be able to beat a smart knight? Should we allow the cancerous stealth casting? because that worked very well for mental magic. literally unblock able  and invisible spells.

      To get specific though, “Can’t run without getting out of breath“ This was already a thing to a lesser extent- if you’re out of shape you’re gunna be out of breath. “can’t use a sword without insta breaking magic“ this was also already a thing- if you’ve ever used a sword while casting you were powergaming. “can’t use magic if hands are full (rip 1 handed people)“ Once again you already couldn’t do this. Connection before was “you must entirely focus upon the casting of your magic.” You couldn’t even dodge realistically, people would just always powergame. “can’t wear ANY armour, “ Valid enough, but also I dont see this as an issue personally. “all magic must be made obvious to everyone around you via glowing in easy to see places“ once again already a thing. If you’re casting magic stealthfully you were powergaming “ can be hit or pushed to instantly cancel magic which then also forces headache.“ Yes, if someone punches you in the face- or pushes you normally with the old standards the general LT idea was you lose your cast. The SourDough connection lore was absolutely outdated. “ if you do 1 magic, your forced crippled, and so have to do all 5 magics or it’s pointless“ That was kinda the point yes, if someone goes to try and be a void mage they should do it to be committed to the RP.. not for a powerboost.

    4. E__V__O

      E__V__O

      @Jake the Dog I agree if you specialize in 5 voidal magics you should be so crippled a single punch will concave your chest.

  9. Hey could a GM or something TP me to spawn, I SS'd and now i'm stuck in a wall in a hole.

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    2. Elindor
    3. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      jakesassy40

      make that 4 hearts tried to screen shot failed it

    4. Elindor

      Elindor

      I can't get ahold of GMs and I'm not logged in on MC to check who is there. Do a printscreen of your whole desktop and write up the Bug post on the forums.

  10. You must be black. Cause you stole my heart.

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    2. Fid

      Fid

      If ever there was an ambiguous statement... that's it.

    3. Stevie

      Stevie

      That doesn't seem appropriate for the forums...

    4. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      May not seem it but's it's here all the same

  11. I'm pissed the **** off right now. Not only did someone steal a stack of iron 1 diamond 10 gold they also stole 2 RP items AND MY ******* HORSE

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    2. Ezo Karasuga

      Ezo Karasuga

      Yeah that seems like a bit overboard and beyond the scope of RP villainy. Def /modreq that.

    3. V0idsoldier
    4. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      If you find a horse with the name tag Luna it's mine and nsjja12345 most prob stole it.

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    2. Lark

      Lark

      Giant. Wool. -Imagination-

    3. Evilbanana5757
    4. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      I got it back. Don't worry his friend "Went on his account and took it." So it's not his fault.

  12. Maybe not use plugin's to poison one side yeah?

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    2. HuskyPuppy
    3. Moot

      Moot

      It would be toxic fumes from the lava, which the dwarves placed. Besides, it never ended up being a factor!

    4. craotor

      craotor

      We didint even use it lol

  13. Someone stop haense nobles raiding with sedan please. 

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    2. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Just get an gm to ban its mention in rp posts boys. ez fix

    3. Liv

      Liv

      Just get good

    4. Jentos

      Jentos

      Truly, the hoes have been made unsoundly irated 

  14. That point when one of the people on ya friends list has a bloody annoying spinning face as a pic

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    2. Lord_Sauron_

      Lord_Sauron_

      I thought I was the only one annoyed with that avatar...

    3. Pinsir99

      Pinsir99

      I think we secretly all are.

    4. blindmind

      blindmind

      I love the waffle, and I shall defend it to my grave!

  15. What colour squid you lot get? I got green

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    2. Neri
    3. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      April fools joke from mojang, Nug. All our skins are villagers for a day.

    4. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Purple/Pink whatever

  16. Why does mech alchemy have to be the Anti Christ of enjoyment?

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    2. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      That just makes it so the only way to get anywhere is to pay for exp transfer, or waste hours spent rp'in on sitting there. Doing nothing.

    3. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Hrm well that is a good way to generate donations, make something so dull you have to pay to get past it.

    4. Kardel

      Kardel

      Bingo friendo

  17. Hate meh all you like, but I enjoy the 1.9 pvp changes. Just tried it out and it is much more interesting now.

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    2. Lunar

      Lunar

      That appears to be the case pie, probably because people who support rp default are **** in the current way pvp works, and the new update will both drive away people who enjoy pvp and discourage further pvp defaulting due to a really bad stamina system.

    3. Dork117

      Dork117

      I personally like the system yet I agree that it is not a good thing for this server. Imagine giant warclaims with the stamina system and no one dying thanks to it. Luckily, I think that this can be adjusted. Once again, I like the changes but for Lord of the Craft it simply does not work :C

    4. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Hrm well the way it works, slows down combat. Better for small term fights. Plus A wooden axe does more damage then a iron sword. But is half the speed.

  18. So where my GM shops for the other professions, miner and lumberjack getting all the grind now. Where be my fishing or alchemy one?

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    2. Lirinya

      Lirinya

      Guess I'll forgive you, then.

    3. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Iron gold and diamonds, plus all the crude stuff has a fixed price you can sell at. Caskets are pure rng, and most of the time you get a gold nugget and worthless shis like that.

    4. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Welp make everything else rng and it's fair

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    2. Ford

      Ford

      looks v. good actually should do a birds eye view of it if possible

    3. Jake the Dog

      Jake the Dog

      Gimme a media team and dem pex and sure

       

    4. drfate786

      drfate786

      Too much wood, easily burnable. 

  19. You can tell when there is a new spook magic when the same group of people make an app within 6 hours of each other

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