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  1. I'm starting to hate white knights.

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    2. Peter Chivay
    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      White Knights are just as important as Black Knights. If there were no good people, I'd get bored.

    4. Lago

      Lago

      Not enough white knights IMO. NEED MOAR WHITE KNIGHT GUILDZ

  2. If Salvus is closed... Where are the peoples?

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    2. LPT

      LPT

      Last night Abresi had many people, and the road to Abresi.

    3. lιoɴ

      lιoɴ

      All in Kal'Azgoth.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Malinor has become quite active with the SAlvus purging

  3. RPing to the "Papers, Please" theme is awesome.

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    2. Gunner

      Gunner

      Doing Checkpoint duty to "Papers, Please" Is amazing.

    3. Ned Lud

      Ned Lud

      Pudding Pops, Please.

    4. Old Man Boiendl
  4. #LIZARDMEN2013

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    2. PtahWithin
    3. Parading

      Parading

      Orcs and Gobbos, don't **** with me.

    4. SortedJarhead

      SortedJarhead

      Someone needs to start a LotC Warhammer League using the many Warhammer gaming softwares 3:

  5. Well ****. Tyrnal is a dad.

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    2. comanderbly^

      comanderbly^

      or is he a mother?

    3. Booklight12

      Booklight12

      Who is the mom?

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      @bly he is both as he is an androgynous hermaphrodite

  6. Ey Knox, sorry I logged on ya. Was waiting on a req and had an important item. :/

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    2. ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ

      So you logged in the middle of rp to avoid being killed in rp, right? That's what you're saying?

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      No, I logged in the middle of spontaneous PvP. That's it. I thought the 'warzone' was given the axe by GMs.

    4. Rhia

      Rhia

      Emeriick, Hush. They can handle it without you sticking your nose in.

      Next time send a forum pm to the person you were rping with.

  7. Honestly, if you want an RP fight there are still /plenty/ of people who will take you up on it, but the people that were going to powergame and start an OOC argument over a long-ass RP fight can now just PvP if they want to.

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    2. Addled

      Addled

      Doesn't everyone want to win a pvp fight too? I mean...no one appears to fight with the intent on losing in pvp, right?

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Yes, but PvP can't be tweaked or powergamed in.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Or at least in vanilla.

  8. I want to rejoin humans on a character but I'm afraid people dislike me :S

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    2. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      we dont hate you

    3. A Spooky Witch

      A Spooky Witch

      Don't let people's hate towards a race determine who your next character will be, it's not their place to judge who you play.

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Except me, I will judge

  9. Yay. Someone broke my lead and stole my only horse in which I busted my ass to get. Time to get retribution... IC style. >:)

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    2. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      *pokes* ya know, I still am willing to help you get a new one

    3. Space

      Space

      ./horse tp

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      @space: dead, which means a GM or a vindictive player killed it

  10. people took my ban report on rhia seriously I really thought it was 4rep

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    2. Nationalist

      Nationalist

      It was serious but now you feel like an idiot so you're posting this trying to make us think we were wrong when its actually you who changed your mind

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      yes of course charoodler :^)

    4. Rhia

      Rhia

      Charoodler and I spoke, we cool... leave him be.

  11. I for one think the swear filter is a good change, and would like to add some innovative substitutions for inappropriate words that I think will improve roleplay:

    “sutica” → “helena”

    “elf” → “human”

    “magic” → “good orenian values”

     

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    2. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      @ElvenMommaHacker why’d you do this to urself man

    3. DeusVult

      DeusVult

      i hate cussing some words arent meant to be used they should just arrest anyone who uses speech i dont like

    4. Punished_Pup

      Punished_Pup

      @Unwillingly I was gonna write something witty but simply this server has broken me ?

  12. I had two (relatively harmless) posts in that high elf wedding thread and I have no

  13. I really wish that we just didn't have towns, trying to RP when everyone is in a fiercely guarded button-walled hamlet in the middle of nowhere is awful.

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    2. Sporadic

      Sporadic

      If town walls weren't needed...

    3. SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      People just need to be more open. That is hard, however, when many people come to these towns only to raid.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      People can't even break LWC locks, if you're afraid just pop your **** in a chest and run like hell, you will lose nothing.

  14. If Athera is secretly above Aegis, would diving/mining expeditions reveal all the old towns? ouo

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    2. monkeypoacher
    3. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      Well damn Brand. If it is, and Aegis has been good this whole time..... my god the possibilities......

    4. HappyShackles

      HappyShackles

      sometimes i cry myself to sleep

  15. Alright, I'm about ******* sick of this. How do I make my horse not ******* disappear overnight?

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      9/3=3

      triangles have 3 sides

      illuminate kill your horse

    3. Ibn Khaldun
    4. monkeypoacher
  16. Is there any other way than PayPal to donate to Lord of The Craft?

  17. Why do people get denied MAs for not presenting screenshots of 'learning the magic in RP'? Who the **** even cares? Half of the teachers from before have ditched the server.

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    2. WuHanXianShi14

      WuHanXianShi14

      oh **** me, we need screenshots now?

    3. zaezae

      zaezae

      I bet you don't need a picture to prove your dank sword skills

    4. mitto

      mitto

      better get to work on that time machine

  18. squeak0711's avatar is an Undertale spoiler. If there's any justice, ban him too.

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    2. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      yeah but nobody plays that shitty game anyways

    3. oblivionsbane

      oblivionsbane

      WAIT IT IS? SQUEAK STOP, I ONLY JUST STARTED IT

    4. SpiltMemes

      SpiltMemes

      Your sons a jedi and you have to cut his hand off.

  19. I cannot respect the server staff if they are going to partner with eSports horse racing people.

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    2. lemontide331
    3. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      crying real tears

    4. Kim

      Kim

      dont make fun od it i earn a living off this ****

  20. 3E4rNs7.png

     

    What is the entire point of this rule? Why does the moderation team waste valuable time and effort policing whether horses are kept in proper enclosures or not? Seems a little unfair to players that they get harried by mods for keeping horses in a secure place, and there’s no reason I can think of why the simple act of putting a horse in a house could offend other players.

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      It’s because the staff hate fun

    3. Elennanore

      Elennanore

      It's like the no underground farms rule tbf.

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      yeah but the difference between an underground farm and a horse in a house above ground seems pretty night and day to me, tbf

       

      it’s such an unnecessary extension of that rule. it dilutes the meaning of it – underground farms are impossible irp, but keeping a horse in a house isn’t impossible. it’s entirely possible, and it’s harmless

  21. the story team needs to remind you that it doesn’t just twiddle its thumbs writing about “planar laws” and **** with the creation lore, it also actively tries to delete your playerbase with made-up lore contrivances!

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Can’t wait for the 8.0 incarnation of Charter Reform when their own land rules don’t cram people together and ruin small communities enough on their own.

    3. squakhawk

      squakhawk

      yes because i just decided “hmm i will snap kha on whim, i do not like them and want them gone, this is out of nowhere and is my decision alone to make”, as did every other st, seemingly

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      must be telling on yourself there a little bit bud because I didn’t say that!!

       

      like all of lotc’s bad decisions, I automatically assumed it was a decision by committee made out of obscure grievances from a small subset of players and/or the perverse glee they get from making random ppl on the internet mad

  22. freebuild is the future

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    2. monkeypoacher
    3. J33xt101

      J33xt101

      Freebuild is a chad move and should be brought back.

    4. puffables

      puffables

      immaculate take.

  23. I decided to use my first character again, and make him have an annoying accent!

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      Hmm... sounds like Billy Bob. :D

    3. -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      Just to **** with Graveth.. tsk tsk..

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Nope. Actually to take care of Olivia and to become a evil psycho that will eat Violet's babbies. >:D

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