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  1. Trump was vigorous and energetic tonight. Clearly his best debate. He's going to rocket in the polls. Cruz took a tumble, got a kitchen sink thrown at him by Rubio. Carson was comfy and cute.

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    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Could also be argued that "natural-born" in fact was defined, or that it did not need defining, because of the time period the Constitution was written in, and by the influence Common Law had on the Constitution itself. "Natural-born", used in the context it was, must have been written using the definition Common Law provides, which again is birth within a sovereign territory, because the natural-born clause was inserted into the Constitution in order to defend America from foreign influence anyway. There's a good quote somewhere by I believe Scalia, which states, "do not define that which is not defined" (in reference to the Constitution.)

    3. excited

      excited

      I got scared this was an evolved shitpost,

    4. aron.

      aron.

      your country is a joke

  2. constant free Kincaid spam by that one clique was prolly most cringe thing of 2016, thank god it's over

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    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      ought 2 b a profile option that prevents low rep weenies like @Delrof from commenting LOL ????

    3. Space

      Space

      keep coming back eventually you'll get satisfaction

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      nice ratio kid haha

  3. please accept more straight people to the GM team

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    2. Neri

      Neri

      This status is turning into a twitter argument

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      oink oink oink

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      follow me on twitter @ETDEUMPURITAS

  4. I ******* hate women. I hate every single one of you. I hate all females on Lord of the Craft. Every single one of you is a power-hungry piece of ****. You all gather around Orenian nobility to sate your undying lust for power and relevance. Every single one of you are Savoyard sluts, despicable """Human""""beings who have no sense of taste in men but power and wealth.

     

    All I ask is for a wife. I just want a wife, someone who will love me and I will love back. But you can't fulfill this wish, the most simple wish on Lord of the Craft. I, Bruno Buron, have a steady job and many great friends, love walks through the forest, want to have kids, and love iced cream parlors, but you pass me off and chase ******* losers like @Gucko who don't know how to roleplay more than *fades to black.*

     

    Men of Oren, if you're reading this, the #BetaUprising has begun. It's time to kill off the most despicable parasite ever created, the Savoyard. Soon we will all have comfy wives and reclaim our Oren, but first we must be reborn by fire and sword.

  5. How many characters do you guys think players should be allowed to have?

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    2. Dreek

      Dreek

      Personally? Just one. Even as an event team member I only have two long term characters, and one of those is an event one.

    3. Garukumus

      Garukumus

      I don't see why having multiple characters is a problem.

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      I encourage all of you commentors to post on my idea thread

  6. Is it only inevitable that President Obama is set to be slaughtered on the world stage once more? While President O. has called for more sanctions and conflict, Mr. Putin is at a peace meeting with the regional powers including Ukraine.

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    2. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      putin has aspergers tho

      he ain't know what he do

    3. big narstie
    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      I am not Russian nor am I communist. I just know a good leader when I see one.

  7. Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
    Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my Activities?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterwards it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ? 
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya? 
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture and silverware when Bill left Office?"
    Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

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    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      Just stupid man....

       

      Keep your politics -> off my forums.

       

       

    4. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      ૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა

  8. bungo home tomorrow I am so ******* happy so excited I cant wait to meet him again I missed him so much I could not take it anymore My heart is thumping so fast right now Im counting down the hours until bungo is home I have never been more happy in my life cant wait to have a welcome party for him and love him to death hope he never goes to Poland again I wont let him I love him too much for him to leave me again I cant wait

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    2. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Not in the slightest

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Submission like this really makes my bungo hard if you know what I mean

    4. tilly

      tilly

      @bungo give this man the attention he deserves :/

  9. Why exactly were Nexus Regions removed? Besides horrible GM corruption which broke the **** out of them, I thought they were nice.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      Agreed, Nexus-Regions had a lot of useful statistical data but the automation was poorly handled both by policy and balancing alike. It was not possible to remove part of the subplugin however, the entire thing had to be removed in order for the claiming system to change.

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      Also, it appears your issue had to do with policy rather than mechanics, and that is really unfortunate. If we are to ever attempt a second run at a more highly polished solution there would be much less room for human error.

    4. bungo

      bungo

      If there was one good thing that came from it @Telanir it wasn't the automation, more of the UI and Interface and easy accessibility for people to request to join a region and be added. That, without the limits and ability to plot snipe would be nice.

  10. question: who is the most legendary figure in all of history

  11. belly button rings are the new trampstamps

  12. The 7th GOP Debate:

     

     

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    3. zaezae

      zaezae

      No candidate has said ever they want the Church having a direct role in the government. However, everyone has the right to use their religious principles to guide their policy making so long as they can defend the policy from secular criticism. Separation of Church and State is meant to protect from a literal church playing a direct role in government, like the whole King and God conflict. The same constitution, after all, protects the right to have religious beliefs.

    4. Space

      Space

      i literally said that zaezae

       

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  13. What kind of clothes do High Elves wear?

  14. Superbowl picks?

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    2. ski_king3

      ski_king3

      Seahawks were the better team given more sophisticated measures of how good a team is, so my money's on them.

    3. Kickstarted and Running
    4. Heff

      Heff

      ski stop, ur not talking like a football fan

  15. behead those who have more posts than rep

  16. can I  be a GM?

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    2. Achilles

      Achilles

      Both of you are my go to supported picks as GMs.

    3. Ever

      Ever

      See? There is no need for quarrels.. 

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      thank you freema...

  17. STAND WITH RAND

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    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      It gives people more time to think, and then again they have to reschedule the vote because senators are busy w/ other things. Nothing involving politics is fruitless, so long as this is spread to people throughout the US (which it is, it's trending) people will gain the information necessary to trash the neocons and shitlibs and embrace the revival by bullet or by ballot.

    3. Haribo

      Haribo

      probably abused prescription pills to stay up for that long

    4. Space

      Space

      i-i-if you say so

  18. What shall I play as a new character?

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    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      Lucienist. Hail Oren.

    3. Nug

      Nug

      a super kawaii anime girl named sakura

    4. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      I second a Alrasian Merchant. Or any merchant for that matter.

  19. the GM team needs more diversity, please accept some straight people

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    2. Wrynn

      Wrynn

      There are like 3 non-straight people on the GM team lol

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      you're a ******* white male you cis scumbag check your privilege

    4. Nug

      Nug

      ******* BREEDERS

  20. GIVE ME MY ******* REP BACK MY OWN JOKE HAS BEEN TURNED AGAINST ME

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    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      I ******* LOVE YOU

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      now remove my warns i think i got 9 warnings from the hackers? huh quite mysterious

  21. Any times on when we might be leaving the Fringe?

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    2. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      People would probably ask this less if they were given an updated status report, like the one shiftnative gave back in April.

    3. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      probably sometime around when school lets out, that would be the most strategic move

    4. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      I hope there's another update soon, Helbolt.

  22. anime is the true White nationalist's preferred form of entertainment

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    3. Space

      Space

      idk explain this?

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    4. Heff

      Heff

      A horribly photoshopped pic of a commie wrestling an american? 

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