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  1. Malocchio

    BEING HAPPY IS NICE :^)))

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    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Pain in the heart, rain in the dark, the wind is glum and bitter. :(((

    3. Harri

      Harri

      nice 

      (i-if you get what i mean ;)))))) )

    4. Abeam

      Abeam

      I'm happy for you! :DDDDDD:D:D:D:D::DD::D:D:DD:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

  2. Malocchio

    hi fishy

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      nice 2 see u bud hows school

    3. Fishy

      Fishy

      flooded

    4. big narstie

      big narstie

      talkn 2 ur fanny?

  3. Malocchio

    That moment when someone thinks a bidet is a water fountain and...

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    2. KentuckyFriedCreeper

      KentuckyFriedCreeper

      That moment when someone mistakes a bidet for a toilet and leaves a smelly surprise for the cleaner...

    3. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      Technically it is a water fountain! Just...not for drinking. 

    4. Anawkin

      Anawkin

      That moment when someone thinks a water fountain is a bidet and.,,

  4. Malocchio

    http://i.imgur.com/LbCX093.png?1

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    2. excited

      excited

      I remember smirking when I read that.

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      the glares of the bullied and innocent are destructive 

    4. H

      H

      if she was innocent then why she keep spiders captive

       

      huh???

       

      huh?????!

  5. Malocchio

    oh what congrats on MAT nerd

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    2. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Oh no....Now I must brace myself.

    3. jamesb

      jamesb

      Praised him already tooooo

    4. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      thats not even an accomplishment

  6. Malocchio

    Drawn by @Genevieve-Chan, colored by me. <3 - http://imgur.com/a/dYTgM

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      u m  u  a r e  n o  t  a l l o w e d  t o   c o l o r  g o o d

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      hello wat r u trying to say kim-bo

    4. Kim

      Kim

      a536fb4e936b9d3d3b8102055538a7f7.png

  7. Malocchio

    oh god yeah i love strong warrior women..... i love a nice woman that can beat the **** out of me!!

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    2. Loreq

      Loreq

      wat

       

    3. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      this status got me hot and steamy

    4. mmat

      mmat

      I'll be your warrior woman amore mio.........

  8. Malocchio

    @Telanir is a cyber-bully...

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      wow

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      these people are compulsive liars don't listen to their ilk

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      back off...

  9. Malocchio

    The wrathful, cruel, horrible, pious and malicious.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      Goddamn carrots!

    3. Ford

      Ford

      what the **** is up with the jews 

    4. Gnomemancy

      Gnomemancy

      ... Islamic Exreamists.

  10. Malocchio

    That's the last time you'll interrupt me.

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    2. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      [Shove Dijkstra aside. Forcefully.]

    3. Anderssn

      Anderssn

      u-uma?

    4. Fishy

      Fishy

      More like the top cuckold in all of Redania, now.

       

  11. Malocchio

    if fox people can be accepted why can't bee people be accepted i like bee movie

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    2. Fishy

      Fishy

      i think animal races are well gay

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      i'm so glad you replied.. i'm your biggest fan! i admire your work!

    4. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      just need bunny people and then lotc'ers can relive that zootopia fanfic bullshit

  12. Malocchio

    how the **** do you **** up an order for a frappuccino and give your customer an iced coffee instead what the ****

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      ok

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      @NordLord

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      **** soren

  13. Malocchio

    wXwVPbT.jpg?1

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    2. Matheus

      Matheus

      the sky is blue

    3. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      **** oren

    4. Nekkore

      Nekkore

      i  mean. they ain't lying half the time

  14. Malocchio

     

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    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      its quite nice ya

    3. bungo

      bungo

      disagreed.

    4. Icarnus

      Icarnus

      Marylanders unite

  15. Malocchio

    TURN THIS ******* **** OFF RIGHT NOW OR I SHOOT @Fishy

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    2. Kim

      Kim

      how about we turn it off and you shoot em anyways

    3. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      One less Fishy, one less person in my way onto the art of murdering the empereor

    4. Fishy

      Fishy

      Agreed.

  16. Malocchio

    i am ready to ******* graduate  

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    2. Mj.

      Mj.

      Make sure ur frigid is running

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Bazinga ?

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      the use of that emoji was not tasteful. 

  17. Malocchio

    i miss you sweetie please come home ;(

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      but i need you

    3. mmat

      mmat

      come with me

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      okay ilu

  18. Malocchio

    0PhKS26.jpg?1

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    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      even with the lack of pixles it's adorable

    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      http://i.imgur.com/ArSiucI.png?fb

    4. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      who is she

  19. Malocchio

    today i was white-knighted by a crackhead in a starbucks. 

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    2. InfamousGerman

      InfamousGerman

      hunwald?

       

    3. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      Yea @InfamousGerman

    4. marilka

      marilka

      bath salts

  20. Malocchio

    @Ever excuse me sir why is it that you locked my status i would like to talk this out like men!

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    2. Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      Imam Faiz Kharadeen

      @joey calabreeni come get yo gurl, she's outa control

    3. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      ty for serving justice ever, ur my fav admin

    4. Runabarn

      Runabarn

      https://gyazo.com/c4b4dbc7e2228fdb3a35006c5b910476

  21. Malocchio

     

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    2. Tirenas

      Tirenas

      what

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      This is how the Romans fell.

    4. B

      B

      nyaaa~!!! >w< 

  22. Malocchio

    current weather: baby it's ******* freezing we need to get inside

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    2. argonian

      argonian

      umm what

    3. mmat

      mmat

      :J

    4. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      hejlp me

  23. Malocchio

    there's something i need to get off my chest: i'm emo

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    2. John Ivory

      John Ivory

      5rGkSW8.jpg

    3. FORƎST

      FORƎST

      T W I T C H . T V

    4. mitto

      mitto

      *starts sweating

      whew i... i love you...

  24. Malocchio

    royalty inside my dna

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    2. Banard

      Banard

      NOBODY PRAY FOR ME

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      are you sure about that you italo-slav peasantess

  25. Malocchio

    oh how they come crawling back

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    2. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      Listen longfingers you need to stop

    3. HurferDurfer1

      HurferDurfer1

      powercreep 2.0

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