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  1. Science question of the day: why do astronauts float around on the space station?

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    2. Samsan99

      Samsan99

      they are moving around earth at the same rate the are falling towards it

    3. zaezae

      zaezae

      Their velocity is no different than the space station. Much like you float in a air plane that is falling just as fast as you are.

    4. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      Samsan got it first, they're constantly falling due to gravity

  2. So uh, Magic Plugin?

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    2. Runabarn

      Runabarn

      It'll be released alongside half life 3

    3. CaptainSheepy

      CaptainSheepy

      Oh my sweet summer child

    4. Salvo
  3. Kebab is the worst person on the planet

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    2. Sythan

      Sythan

      I gigl'd. tbf, You deserved it Eclec

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      remove kebab

    4. Travista

      Travista

      REMOVE OF KEBAB, RETURN KONSTANTINOPEL TO HELLENIC PEOPLES **** KEBAB, KEBAB WORST, KEBAB HORRIBLE!!!!!

       

       

       

      Austria > Turkey

  4. Hi, EclecticBoogaloo from the Dev Team here, saying that I approve of the sprites

  5. Meanwhile, on the roads outside of Oren:

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    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Your ******* profile banner im dying oml lmfao

    3. Taketheshot

      Taketheshot

      Hi Boogaloo, we thank you for voicing your concerns for the banditry going on recently, here at our citizen satisfaction is our top priority, so we thank you for taking the time to get in contact! As to your problem do not fear! Our noble and heroic JCPD officers are being trained to deal with the threat. As for now we recommend staying off the main road.

       

      Yours truly

       

      Fred Macentyre

      Orenian safety director supreme

    4. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      Purple guy: Nemir

      Man in white: Selrik

      Man with glasses: Arthur 

  6. We will not be defeated FMs. I demand to see the resignation of all FMs, and instead input a community based forum approval system where the community gets to decide what is or isn't inappropriate.

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    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      LoL like what, pick people for jury duty to judge on a case lol.

    3. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      No but we modify the rep system so people can report things they find offensive, instead of people who've been lobotomized doing the job

    4. zaezae

      zaezae

      Oh if you think censorship is bad now then. Is this like, for real?

  7. Heals people, people then just go "lolkay" and leave without a thanks or anything. Meanies

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      welcome to medical rp

    2. hellfiazz

      hellfiazz

      Buubztik is appreciated for his healing because it's unexpected.

    3. gam

      gam

      i always get a thanks when i heal people ;)))

  8. Situational Irony: NRA representative hired to teach kids about gun safety, accidentally kills himself because he didn

    1. zaezae

      zaezae

      In a way, that was a very good lesson. 

    2. LPT

      LPT

      Would that make him a martyr to the religion of gun safety?

    3. Runabarn

      Runabarn

      Only in america.

  9. 4.0 is love, 4.0 is life

    1. Babadooks
    2. monkeypoacher
    3. Pum!

      Pum!

      it isn't 4.0 until I say it's 4.0

  10. Would it be possible to mix both molten iron and molten magegold into a sort of alloy with the magical properties of magegold but the strength and durability of iron?

  11. I JUST READ A REPLY ABOUT HOW THE MAGIC PLUGIN WOULD UNBALANCE PVP. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLDSAKJHGLKJFDHLKJDSHAKDNBVM

    1. GodEmperorFlam
    2. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      I-I got duh Intelz i-7 su I cuuld be guud rp-pvper...

    3. StevenQuick

      StevenQuick

      Only virging scrubs who don't 420blazeit use magic plugin, mlgs faze no scopers use regular weapons

  12. So I walk up to the guy and I go "Pentane? I thought you wanted 2-dimethylpropane" and he says to me, he says "what's the difference?"

    1. Supremacy

      Supremacy

      Is this meant to be funny? One is neopentane. One is Pentane.

    2. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      The point is that it's supposed to be a chemistry joke. And one's a Isomer of Pentane, not actually pentane. Kinda like how 1methylpentane is pentane, not hexane (I'm not actually sure though, my group just started learning Organic Chem)

    3. Kim

      Kim

      ill have some H2O2

  13. Devs, when asked about mahogany trees, responded with "....." (James, dude on TeamSpeak)

    1. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      Mahogany trees? Like dark oak?

    2. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      Like Mahogany trees

    3. ARCHITECUS
  14. Out of the Old Fart, into the Coder

    1. Moochael

      Moochael

      Hey we switched spots, maybe in a few years I'll be a coder, how 'bout dat

    2. thaddeus11

      thaddeus11

      Come back to us!

    3. Nekkore

      Nekkore

      Your code doesn't work, you have no idea why...
      Your code works, you have no idea why...

  15. #1 Quality RP going on in the Wood Elf City, everyone should come in costume.

    1. sneLf

      sneLf

      But don't the wood elves only let in there own kind and Oren nobles?

    2. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      Roll for Lie Check

    3. sneLf
  16. Alright everyone, here is an idea postulated by my friends and I. Any dispute in Lord of the Craft should now be settled by a friendly match of Duck Game. Warclaim? The leaders either fight out their problems in Duck Game, or the leaders can delegate a champion to fight for them. Server lag problem solved!

    1. ShameJax

      ShameJax

      I prefer rap battles.

    2. _Jandy_

      _Jandy_

      We should have warclaims on Roblox

    3. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      Jandy's got it

  17. Dear Dev Team, could we make a "Get rid of the memes" plugin? That should be brought up to someone on the dev team to make. I wish I knew someone on the Dev Team

    1. bungo

      bungo

      epic, simply epic.

    2. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      abig, somble abig.

    3. Raomir

      Raomir

      i dont like your snarky status as a proud memer

  18. Shade V. Lich. Community picks winner

    1. ToodIes

      ToodIes

      Shade draws a club and smashes Lich before they cast. Lich dies because they're made of bone.

    2. justDEWit

      justDEWit

      ^ Shade all the way

    3. KBR

      KBR

      Lich makes white fire. White fire go boom. Boom big. Boom is big as nuke. Lich wins.

  19. The Gnomes are coming

    1. Jaigalar

      Jaigalar

      aaaayeee

    2. Travista

      Travista

      LANG LEBE DAS GNOEMIGREICH! HEIL SIEG! SIEG!

    3. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      ZUERST DURCH POLEN, DANN DEN GANZEN WELT!

  20. Teegah for dev lead, down with the Tech Team Hegemony

    1. Ducklingator

      Ducklingator

      Jistu for dev lead

       

      and dev, I guess

    2. EmbryoGod
    3. Ducklingator

      Ducklingator

      I need to get in first

  21. For everyone that votes no to free Kincaid, another child in Africa gets their food taken from them.

    1. excited
    2. EmbryoGod

      EmbryoGod

      The food I would've given them in a world with Kincaid in it

    3. thaddeus11

      thaddeus11

      Good, they don't deserve it in the first place.

  22. Just a bunch of GM's talking on a secret server: https://gyazo.com/6be174a9cd47fed87f8e29c41ebbaf2e

    1. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      Secret formulur

    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      13902823_263561324027381_819388418789843

       

      my bruv jistuma has a high chance of becoming one of them now

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      christ that must've been ages ago! I haven't been on a teamspeak in months :p

  23. Animal on animal doesn't equal bestiality, therefore dead on dead doesn't equal necrophilia. Therefore, hot Lich on Lich FTB action is allowed.

    1. Eggles the Beagles

      Eggles the Beagles

      I mean... I guess he ain't wrong

    2. Silent™

      Silent™

      Who said anything about allowed? IT SHOULD BE BLOODY ENCOURAGED!!!

    3. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      that got me hard instantly

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