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  1. Lol, ur mom

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    2. ronin_champloo

      ronin_champloo

      LATZ BUB. MI ZOOOO ZKINNY AND MUZCULAR HURHURHUR

    3. femurlord

      femurlord

      Yub? Well, latz GLOB.

    4. ronin_champloo

      ronin_champloo

      wub da ZKAH. Latz glob ZKAHER

  2. >The average CA player calculating which magics are feasibly compatible with their unkillable OC2129737399_download(2).jpeg.26dc120df9d7c736135d110a7074237a.jpeg

     

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    2. squakhawk

      squakhawk

      ur casting stones from a glass house my friend 

       

      (+ endgame getting another slot, immortality, and new abilities)

    3. Privet

      Privet

      @squakhawkexcept that his characters remain within the archetypal boundaries, he has it because it actually fulfills a niche rather than someone jerking themselves off while feat trading and hoarding rare magics that don't fit an archetype just so their immortal CA can kill people in CRP

    4. Qizu

      Qizu

      @Privetdid someone not teach you or something?

  3. We must not fall to old ways, the pursuit of Merchant rp is blessed.

     

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    2. seannie

      seannie

      bring back freebuild so we can build caravans wherever we decide 

    3. Panashea

      Panashea

      @Jonificus i didnt know you were still around, its divine

    4. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      @PanasheaOnly just recently actively returned. Been around since new years haha, had a few smaller stays over the years too since I first left. Glad to be back.

  4. welcome all new players i will assemble you in my villainous, undead legion

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    2. Greehn

      Greehn

      guys do NOT do this you must fight for humanity!

    3. Benleft

      Benleft

      If anyone offers you "Magic" a "Job" or a "Noble character" DO NOT TRUST THEM!!! THEY ARE SOLDIERS OF THE UNDEAD LEGIONS, AND THEY WANT YOUR SOUL. 

    4. Mannamannaa

      Mannamannaa

      Hate the Nubded
      Hate the Inferi
      Hate Iblees

      Lub Mi Spirits
      Lub mi Krug
      Lub Orcs

  5. Just make the empire already idiots

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    2. Onnensr

      Onnensr

      Empires are not built by the hesitant 

    3. UnusualBrit

      UnusualBrit

      Over my dead body laddeh (ARUU)

    4. Haseroth

      Haseroth

      1 hour ago, UnusualBrit said:

      Over my dead body laddeh (ARUU)

      never remind unusual of kaz ulrah

  6. Here's the question, batman. Did spoon-feeding turn the heroes incompetent? Did pandering create a dark age?

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    2. MaltaMoss

      MaltaMoss

      The age of heroes died by the hand of staff.

    3. christman

      christman

      calm down granpa lets get you to bed 

    4. Benleft

      Benleft

      WHAT?????

  7. I love ibless!!!1!

    1. Traveller

      Traveller

      i hecking love iblees!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. TreeSmoothie

      TreeSmoothie

      iblees!!! yeah!!

    3. X3N0

      X3N0

      my favorite dark elf!!!!

  8. You WILL join Iblees' army! The Dark Lord is taking Ghouls TODAY!

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      yargh, i hate ghouls

    2. ryno2

      ryno2

      I used to be overlord of the Undead on Athera, but then 501warhead lured me into a meeting about my promotion and cast my soul into the void for my arrogance

    3. femurlord

      femurlord

      you wanna come back @ryno2i won't snake you

  9. Don't join any of the three losers below. Azdrazi, Paladinism and Naztherak offers will give you brain cancer, rejuvenate your soul and join Evil Incorporated

    1. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      so ***** true

    2. squakhawk

      squakhawk

      i’m administrator squakhawk and THIS is my favorite group on the server 

    3. drfate786

      drfate786

      I am a staunch supporter of evil incorporated.

  10. gashadokuro has been empowered by international women's day, thank you women

    1. _NotChris
    2. The Bureau

      The Bureau

      Gashadokuro LLC Is an equal opportunity employer. 

    3. TreeSmoothie

      TreeSmoothie

      I am the only female necromancer to ever exist (source: Me, don't look this up) and I support gashadokuro being included in womens month

  11. Not only am I a villain narratively, but I am out of character too

    1. Elennanore
    2. TreeSmoothie

      TreeSmoothie

      You sent orcish bandits to raze my village and make me an orphan. My name is Treesmoothie and you killed my father. Prepare to die!

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      You bring the emotions out.

  12. Blood magic is just better Rune smithing 🤡

    1. Zarsies

      Zarsies

      Don't say it too loudly or you'll get lightsab- magma bladed by the paragons.

    2. wowj

      wowj

      Blood magic is just better Rune smithing 🤡

  13. Krug was an Olog

    1. Hephaestus

      Hephaestus

      Krug was an Olog

    2. Panashea

      Panashea

      Malin was a goblin

       

  14. LOTC Forums are the Seven Skies

    1. Punished_Pup

      Punished_Pup

      Imagine dying and going to the Seven Skies only to be greeted by cringe posts, edgy comments and dog-water takes.

    2. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      he gets it

  15. Any Siliti misplaced from their CA can reach out to me at TheBestDavid#5664. We at Necro incorporated believe in supplying shelters for the homeless

    1. Tentoa

      Tentoa

      Wow! Finally a job for me!

    2. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      Remember that according to vampyre rules (of which you still obey post-siliti), you must ask to come in before entering a home

  16. where is the hero to my villain? 😔

    1. kuebiko

      kuebiko

      image.png.4c76a330fcb33001a09be074d5dfc510.png

      Ermm... Gash is hard to draw. ur destined hero is right here. Uh huh. This guy.

    2. Bonito
  17. i'm taking ghouls, homunculi, sorvians, automatons and imps (I will be ur CA slot machine)

    1. Turbo_Dog

      Turbo_Dog

      Can I have lich :))

    2. Sparkpowder

      Sparkpowder

      May I have an imp? :>

  18. Its time to bring in Bartender Toad.

    1. wowj

      wowj

      ITS TIME!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!

  19. Someone has been watching too much House of the Dragon..!

    1. SimplySeo

      SimplySeo

      the boy just turned two Otto!

  20.  

    1. MaltaMoss

      MaltaMoss

      MAMA IM A CRIMINAL (CRIMINAL)

  21. I'm taking ghouls! Contact me on discord, thebestdavid

    1. NightcastorKitty

      NightcastorKitty

      *Casually monitoring the app section. Pauses*
      ....I sense a disturbance in the force...

  22. stop dodging me, you bastard, I see you lurking!

    1. Benjikhei

      Benjikhei

      standby for communication, then!

  23. ban virtue signalling and romance roleplay

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