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  1. Walked in my room, turned the light on, giant brown recluse two inches from my hand comes running at me. Smashed it with my VA idea notebook. Sat on bed, another came at me. Smashed it with the VA notebook too. Moral: I love my VA notebook.

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    2. xboxersz

      xboxersz

      You need to nuke your house from outer space. It's for the good of mankind!

    3. rukio

      rukio

      Arzota - I'm working on it. Five refs, as required. :P

    4. Raomir

      Raomir

      Crap i'd piss my pants! How big were they??

  2. -manages to jog a mile and a half after a long break from jogging- One more mile! feet: Lolnope -stops moving-

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    2. -The Doctor-

      -The Doctor-

      HAHAHAHAHA....

      No.

    3. Bircalin

      Bircalin

      I should prescribe you some more funny, Mister Doctor.

    4. Evilbanana5757

      Evilbanana5757

      ^ BA DUM TSSSSSSSS

  3. My two year old cousin who I babysat has decided my name is not -insert real name here-, but rather, it is 'Wolf' -dunno whether to be amused or not-

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    2. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      Just don't bite him xD

    3. Trintea☕️

      Trintea☕️

      My brother's Girlfriends, nephew calls my sister 'Truck'

    4. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      I can let you do that, Withering Wolf.

  4. I'll always feel
    No more than halfway real
    Till I hear you sing once more
     

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      Very true, I'm just a gay guy. What of it?!

    3. wolfdwg
    4. rukio
  5. I'm requesting I be permanently banned from both the forums and the server before I do something horrible here. Good night.

  6. :^)

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    2. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      eighty eight miles per hour

    3. rukio

      rukio

      NO! INTO THE WATER INTO THE WATER!

      *cuts self* You're going to die now.

    4. Kvasir
  7. IDK man, a lot of random people adopted Lily and she turned out oka-. Okay yeah I see your point. 

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      so does context, tbf

    3. Its_Just_Leap

      Its_Just_Leap

      it doesn't help too much, tbf

    4. rukio

      rukio

      I mean there's a difference between retrieving the body of someone you adored and dancing with the headless corpse of some dude Knox killed in Arethor.

  8. Huh. That makes four people in Lily's life to PK in a week. Wonder who is next. @Darklore123@Lumiin

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    2. Its_Just_Leap

      Its_Just_Leap

      Wait who the **** PK'd now??????

    3. rukio

      rukio

      Someone was going to but they decided not to at the last moment. So. We'll see lmao

    4. Keefy

      Keefy

      Hold my beer

       

      Hold my beer

       

  9. @Chaw You don't think I can last 3 days before I log back into lotc? Lets just see.

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      @Edel I've known Zander longer. I even have his #. Sit down boi.

    3. bickando

      bickando

      o rite u two used to cyber in salvus mb forgot

    4. rukio
  10. Just add Narthok to the GM team already so he'll cease.

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    2. Myleres

      Myleres

      but will he bring back nexus..???????

    3. _pr0fit

      _pr0fit

      yes, his plans are to bring back nexus, diamond armor, and villain applications @Narthok

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      My first act as GM would be to ban half of Norland for crippling mental disabilities

  11. My mistake GM team, you must have meant a LOTC week, not a REAL week . . .

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    2. Thornz

      Thornz

      War zone when?

    3. rukio

      rukio

      Go complain about people complaining on places other than the status I'm complaining on. Replies deleted. 

    4. rukio

      rukio

      @Arhbi Yep. Not a free status update. 

  12. Imagine requiring moderators to be present and not just doing a field battle against each other, 2 birds 1 stone. No idiots typing about chicken in the chat n u get to fight ez

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    2. J

      J

      When people have tens to hundreds of hours of work to lose, they’re gonna try and abuse every avenue they (il)legally can.

       

      Expecting a fair field battle organized by two parties in a warclaim would be an absolute sight to behold. But guess I’m cynical.

    3. frill

      frill

      jaedan u couldve logged on youre a mod

    4. J

      J

      First of all, my name’s literally right there on the page man.

       

      Second of all, I was already travelling 3 hours to see my nan at the time. I was there in spirit, but ultimately I’ll always put IRL before LotC. Already given my fair share of insurmountable and unconditional hours to staff, nan’s more important.

  13. Don’t offer PvE sections to your events if you’re going to be a stupid jackass towards the PvErs and their efforts.

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    2. Aidoro

      Aidoro

      Honestly gonna be toxic here but who cares.

      Shut the hell up.
       

      Lets be clear here. We defeated the mobs, in which we asked if there was more to it. We were ignored. For near twenty minutes. So we decide to go to the end, in which we are ignored before being teleported back, and being told that we can’t PvE anymore. After arguing, we were brought to the PvE area and were told that we had been ‘Asked by the event lead to be teleported to Cloud Temple and removed from the event’. That is absolutely unprofessional and disgusting behavior, theres no way to deny that. We had been consistently ignored, then when finally acknowledged was in a way that put us as a less significant group in your event. If something does not go well, you improvise. What you DO NOT do is attempt to remove the users from your event just because you don’t have a plan, then quote ‘aint gunna forgive being slightly annoyed at yall for spamming my PMs’. You are a goddamn event lead for a big event, pardon my french, get your **** together. When you signed up did you think every event was going to go perfectly?  I highly doubt that. Highly unprofessional to place the blame all on us, respond in a half-assed post which looks like you decided to bang your face on your keyboard and let auto correct do the work, give a half-assed apology that is more sarcastic than grammatically correct, and throw out something you think will appease us. Horrible managing on your part and I hope you highly reconsider hosting events in the future. Cheers

    3. RaccoonPete

      RaccoonPete

      All I’m gonna say is @Aidoro looking cute as hell in this pic

    4. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Mystery did nothing wrong, PvE players deserved worse.

  14. Oh my god ur a mod again. Time to simp ! ! !

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    2. Zacho

      Zacho

      @rukioi dont have ur insta, i only have da snap. 

    3. rukio
    4. ferdaboy

      ferdaboy

      my worst fkin nightmare

  15. Owyn was a farfolk it is known

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    2. Crevel

      Crevel

      It is known, Khaleesi.

    3. Islamadon

      Islamadon

      Entry level lore take. Owyn was actually a Farfolk from the future timeline where Adunians completely ruin Human RP. He had an animii arm and went back in time where he was adopted by Godwin, the half-elf son of Horen who suffered from infertility (same with Joren and Harren). Owyn thus created a new line of "Horen" that became the main line of Horen. Further, he went back in time to stop the Adunians before they got out of hand.

    4. UnusualBrit

      UnusualBrit

      @IslamadonOwyn is his own grandfather

  16. Laffing at you for losing in PvP to RPers. Get gud 

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    2. Callum

      Callum

      ur a dog ass pvper LOL

      ((This isnt a joke i hate you))

    3. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      im sorry I didn’t edate you callum 

    4. calculusdesola

      calculusdesola

      stop flexing on meek roleplayers

  17. No king but Seannie. 

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    2. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      he ask how ur doin

    3. rukio

      rukio

      im good how has he been

    4. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      he said hes been good he asked what ur plans for the week

  18. I kid you not, I had my application written out completely before the wither mob was announced.

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      Haha, terrified of being denied, I feel like I should have worked harder on it.

    3. Fid

      Fid

      Don't worry if you don't get in the first time. Very few do.

    4. Fid

      Fid

      Good luck! :D

  19. Somehow I created an unoffical skype chat for LotC.....

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      Actually it was the Elysian chat and I added my whole skype contact list

    3. Augor

      Augor

      Obviously I wasn't Invited... *walks away to sulk in his corner*

    4. Gunner

      Gunner

      -Wasn't invited-

      -Stalks instead-

  20. Norland was an inside job, clearly.

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    2. Keefy

      Keefy

      :thinking:

       

    3. seannie

      seannie

      fire worshiping jihadis 

    4. ibraheemc2000

      ibraheemc2000

      22 minutes ago, seannie said:

      fire worshiping jihadis 

      excuse me...they dont count as jihadis....smh....

  21. Listening to Disturbed, thinking 'I wish school would start already.'

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      Sleep? Hah. You are both quite funny :3.

    3. Lark

      Lark

      We got a badass over here!

    4. Fid

      Fid

      @Lark: My thoughts... exactly.

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