Malocchio

stfu u *****

can you guys pls calm down... it all just started from a song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

no, everyone is thirsty

I regret commenting on this, tbh

Excuse me

Where did my shitpost go?

ripperonis

Is this really how I am to find out you're cheating on me??? 

JAMES, NO, I'M SORRY.

ok.. xx pls do it soon i'm lonely lol xx

Maryland must be getting cold now, Malocchio.

anything for u

i don't even have u on skype lmao

Shark Night

hero prodigys mineman experiences 

U

******* mario brothers

you asked for the weed, now ride it? wtf

agreed

the wannabe strikes back.............

It's ok bro I got you.

alright thanks!

No problemo!

I like them when they are being made. ;)

massaged 

white.

i think mcdonald is besterest :-/

careful there this is a homophobic status

bojangles is pretty top notch tbh

I love redpilled girls

retart

agreed

That name meaning what you'd name the assignment, I mean.

sex is a pretty viable option tbh

Open a word document. Type anything into it, save it. Then go to http://corrupt-a-file.net/ and corrupt it, then edit the file name and send it to your teacher.

When he gets it, it'll say it's corrupt. Act confused and say something along the lines of, "I'll have it in next week, seeing I might have to re-do it all."

¬_¬

Dance, gypsy, dance..

Like yaa never had a chance

arab spring

Canada.

Salt, haha xd

tbch (to be completely honest) i think that's an insanely specific thing to think 'i never thought i'd be doing this'

What I'm trying to say is that I absolutely hate anything Shrek related because the internet destroyed it for me. And I found out two weeks ago that it's a musical. And today, I found out that apparently I'll be doing makeup for it. (wake me up inside)

wtf? You hate Shrek? **** off

I dont think im in that situation often enough to care

If a balloon was rubbed around me more than once a year I think I'd go insane.

Thats like me except its whenever my littlr sister talks to me lmao

I love @Wrynntastic., wait.. that's me

ur like a year older than me you batty boy @mitto

I see.

[8:56:30 AM] Yung Koshka: watch
[9:09:57 AM] Logan [Pyro]: [12/17/2016 7:44:53 PM] Yung Koshka: thanks daddy x
[12/17/2016 7:44:59 PM] Logan [Pyro]: STOP
[12/17/2016 7:45:47 PM] Yung Koshka: what..
[12/17/2016 7:45:51 PM] Yung Koshka: i want you to love me.
[9:10:03 AM] Logan [Pyro]: do I post this on your status update.........................
[9:11:04 AM] Yung Koshka: u-uh...
[9:11:07 AM] Yung Koshka: u won't
[9:11:12 AM] Yung Koshka: *****
[9:11:13 AM] Logan [Pyro]: say I wont
[9:11:16 AM] Yung Koshka: *****
[9:11:25 AM] Logan [Pyro]: ok
[9:12:20 AM] Logan [Pyro]: check
[9:17:32 AM] Yung Koshka: **** u

i am filing a restraining order

I am doing the same to you

what are you guys even whining about???????

why should mardon not be allowed events ??

the pan is hot I repeat the pan is hot 

I actually don’t. Everyone says I’m weird for it.

@Raomir *tips fedora

??????

yeah i just find it funny

Welcome to the world of LoTC flora. I learned so much re-writing/editing that page. :')

Is there a plant that will make you not speak Russian?

i used to play an instrument, then i hit someone with it and was labeled a saxual offender

...THOMAS.

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