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  1. "I'm dying to death."  - @Fury_Fire 

    1. BonesOfTheEarth

      BonesOfTheEarth

      Im dying slowly every moment of my life until I hit the sweat release of death

    2. Pureimp10

      Pureimp10

      "sweat release"

       

    3. BonesOfTheEarth
  2. Calm down

    1. cablam
    2. Mr. Etan

      Mr. Etan

      Calm down Unbaed its okay he'll calm down

    3. cablam

      cablam

      I MUST RESPOND TO BANS!

  3. Whot in tarnation

     

    1. garentoft

      garentoft

      hvad fanden

    2. ToodIes

      ToodIes

      Thot in warnation

    3. AlphaMoist

      AlphaMoist

      Old meme. You get a warning point.

  4. So when is the glitch that prevents book copies from being made gonna get fixed?

    1. Nekkore

      Nekkore

      Pretty sure only GMs can do it RN

    2. Silent™

      Silent™

      It'll get fixed when you make me that sandwich.

    3. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      Silent, literally **** off with these comments of yours toward me. I've asked you before to shut the **** up with your stupid ass slave jokes.

  5. Is there optifine for 1.12.1?  Won't allow me to join the server with optifine 1.12 

    1. Taketheshot

      Taketheshot

      doesnt look like there is :(

    2. Thomas

      Thomas

      Nope. Optifine site is down and won't be up for another few hours at least.

    3. Elfen_

      Elfen_

      its not really it being 1.12 being the problem

      i dont think. It's the fact its doesnt support a the current forge versions for 1.12.1

  6. Is it okay to make event proposals that, if accepted, your character would be giving a quest [event] out to other players?  If so, I'd like to try that for the Library to bring more adventure to others as well at activity 

    1. Ford

      Ford

      Be sure to communicate constantly and effectively with the ET so there are no misunderstandings and sure 

       

      write that **** UP  

    2. UnBaed
    3. Detective
  7. My idea on what Malin looked like:

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    https://gyazo.com/80084b4e47a59d6357beb4f745ad9eff

    1. Wytchrose

      Wytchrose

      i always knew the elves were naturally nudists

    2. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      i need to get better at painting bodies ;-;

    3. FreeHongKong

      FreeHongKong

      His hair got some volume. He play in a band?

  8. I got excited for a second

    1. rukio

      rukio

      A lot of people did when they saw the title of my post...:thinking:

    2. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      Not that. 

    3. InfamousGerman

      InfamousGerman

      did you know today is national doggo day @UnBaed

  9. so when's the funeral for the forums?

    1. mitch dharma

      mitch dharma

      everything's dead...

    2. 501warhead
    3. Wytchrose

      Wytchrose

      all around me are familiar faces..

  10. fury_fire is cancelled. 

    1. Ixli

      Ixli

      woah

      thats hostile

    2. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      ****, im sorry

    3. Deer__

      Deer__

      *dumb. You mean to say Fury_Fire is dumb.

  11. If Axelu’s post was made because of how he was treated OOCly, then isn’t that still a spiteful OOC post disguised to be something for RP – even from a character that was long dead, and with no way for those alleged letters to be released?  This situation is just very messy, for both sides.  This status update is not to defend the responses of certain Haense players, either.  Just to point out a strange coincidence that sparked this situation.

    https://i.gyazo.com/cd5f8f0ec8b8801e405867948bc32890.png

    1. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      @Braxis Very sorry for pinging you about this, as I know you’re either asleep or trying to wind down after a night of drama.  Don’t feel rushed at all about offering a response tonight, I’m more than fine with waiting until the morning.  But is it possible for you to offer your opinion on this, since you seem to be the unfortunate GM having to watch over this situation?  If you’d prefer not to reply on the forums either, I ask that you PM me on Discord. UnBaed#3468

       

      Because, to me, Axelu’s post seems to be greatly OOC-fueled and targeted to either ruin the royal family of Haense’s reputation after sour OOC interactions, or to spark up more arguing and toxicity on the forums because of how he claimed he was treated on an OOC field.  Either way, it feels obvious of Axelu’s reasoning. Should that not warrant for his post to be removed like similar comments on his post?

       

      I’d ping Axelu to let him be aware of this, but I’m not wanting to spark another argument.

    2. FlemishSupremacy

      FlemishSupremacy

      We already established that Axelu has played several haense princesses and a queen, and isn’t bothered at all by not getting one, as it’s not that special. 

       

      It’s an RP post, deal with it IRP.

    3. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      I’ve stated that this is not because he wasn’t given a Haense character.  I said that this is because of Axelu’s claims of how he was treated on an OOC level by the Haense leadership. To me, it’s clearly not an RP post and I will still gladly wait to speak with Braxis about his opinion. 

  12. I got a question on banning players during investigations, why is only one side banned even if there’s evidence against the original accuser?  Think most people know the sticky situation I speak of, I’m curious of the reasoning for this route in handling an issue.  Banning the accused and keeping them banned despite the clear possibility of their innocence seems like you’ve already decided to stick with what was first presented to you, even if it could have been false.

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      generally because the behavior being reported is an immediate danger to the community while making a false report is not (and can be dealt with appropriately later on with complete evidence) 

    2. Statherian

      Statherian

      Who got banned?

    3. ImCookiie

      ImCookiie

      I'm gonna address this tonight, but as a foreword— neither party was banned pending investigation, during the entire process. We reserve investigation bans for other situations, such as immediate threats or suspected alts (while we conclude the remainder of the investigation). Investigation bans help us out, since most people will reach out to us & provide whatever information they can. @UnBaed

  13. Discord is broken rn, so I’m messaging you here: hiiiiiiii

    1. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      -remove u from the groupchat @Lionhz

    2. Xarkly

      Xarkly

      According to all known laws
      of aviation,
      
        
      there is no way a bee
      should be able to fly.
      
        
      Its wings are too small to get
      its fat little body off the ground.
      
        
      The bee, of course, flies anyway
      
        
      because bees don't care
      what humans think is impossible.
      
        
      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
      Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
      
        
      Ooh, black and yellow!
      Let's shake it up a little.
      
        
      Barry! Breakfast is ready!
      
        
      Ooming!
      
        
      Hang on a second.
      
        
      Hello?
      
        
      - Barry?
      - Adam?
      
        
      - Oan you believe this is happening?
      - I can't. I'll pick you up.
      
        
      Looking sharp.
      
        
      Use the stairs. Your father
      paid good money for those.
      
        
      Sorry. I'm excited.
      
        
      Here's the graduate.
      We're very proud of you, son.
      
        
      A perfect report card, all B's.
      
        
      Very proud.
      
        
      Ma! I got a thing going here.
      
        
      - You got lint on your fuzz.
      - Ow! That's me!
      
        
      - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
      - Bye!
      
        
      Barry, I told you,
      stop flying in the house!
      
        
      - Hey, Adam.
      - Hey, Barry.
      
        
      - Is that fuzz gel?
      - A little. Special day, graduation.
      
        
      Never thought I'd make it.
      
        
      Three days grade school,
      three days high school.
      
        
      Those were awkward.
      
        
      Three days college. I'm glad I took
      a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
      
        
      You did come back different.
      
        
      - Hi, Barry.
      - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
      
        
      - Hear about Frankie?
      - Yeah.
      
        
      - You going to the funeral?
      - No, I'm not going.
      
        
      Everybody knows,
      sting someone, you die.
      
        
      Don't waste it on a squirrel.
      Such a hothead.
      
        
      I guess he could have
      just gotten out of the way.
      
        
      I love this incorporating
      an amusement park into our day.
      
        
      That's why we don't need vacations.
      
        
      Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
      under the circumstances.
      
        
      - Well, Adam, today we are men.
      - We are!
      
        
      - Bee-men.
      - Amen!
      
        
      Hallelujah!
      
        
      Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
      
        
      please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
      
        
      Welcome, New Hive Oity
      graduating class of...
      
        
      ...9:15.
      
        
      That concludes our ceremonies.
      
        
      And begins your career
      at Honex Industries!
      
        
      Will we pick ourjob today?
      
        
      I heard it's just orientation.
      
        
      Heads up! Here we go.
      
        
      Keep your hands and antennas
      inside the tram at all times.
      
        
      - Wonder what it'll be like?
      - A little scary.
      
        
      Welcome to Honex,
      a division of Honesco
      
        
      and a part of the Hexagon Group.
      
        
      This is it!
      
        
      Wow.
      
        
      Wow.
      
        
      We know that you, as a bee,
      have worked your whole life
      
        
      to get to the point where you
      can work for your whole life.
      
        
      Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
      Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
      
        
      Our top-secret formula
      
        
      is automatically color-corrected,
      scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
      
        
      into this soothing sweet syrup
      
        
      with its distinctive
      golden glow you know as...
      
        
      Honey!
      
        
      - That girl was hot.
      - She's my cousin!
      
        
      - She is?
      - Yes, we're all cousins.
      
        
      - Right. You're right.
      - At Honex, we constantly strive
      
        
      to improve every aspect
      of bee existence.
      
        
      These bees are stress-testing
      a new helmet technology.
      
        
      - What do you think he makes?
      - Not enough.
      
        
      Here we have our latest advancement,
      the Krelman.
      
        
      - What does that do?
      - Oatches that little strand of honey
      
        
      that hangs after you pour it.
      Saves us millions.
      
        
      Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
      
        
      Of course. Most bee jobs are
      small ones. But bees know
      
        
      that every small job,
      if it's done well, means a lot.
      
        
      But choose carefully
      
        
      because you'll stay in the job
      you pick for the rest of your life.
      
        
      The same job the rest of your life?
      I didn't know that.
      
        
      What's the difference?
      
        
      You'll be happy to know that bees,
      as a species, haven't had one day off
      
        
      in 27 million years.
      
        
      So you'll just work us to death?
      
        
      We'll sure try.
      
        
      Wow! That blew my mind!
      
        
      "What's the difference?"
      How can you say that?
      
        
      One job forever?
      That's an insane choice to have to make.
      
        
      I'm relieved. Now we only have
      to make one decision in life.
      
        
      But, Adam, how could they
      never have told us that?
      
        
      Why would you question anything?
      We're bees.
      
        
      We're the most perfectly
      functioning society on Earth.
      
        
      You ever think maybe things
      work a little too well here?
      
        
      Like what? Give me one example.
      
        
      I don't know. But you know
      what I'm talking about.
      
        
      Please clear the gate.
      Royal Nectar Force on approach.
      
        
      Wait a second. Oheck it out.
      
        
      - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
      - Wow.
      
        
      I've never seen them this close.
      
        
      They know what it's like
      outside the hive.
      
        
      Yeah, but some don't come back.
      
        
      - Hey, Jocks!
      - Hi, Jocks!
      
        
      You guys did great!
      
        
      You're monsters!
      You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
      
        
      - I wonder where they were.
      - I don't know.
      
        
      Their day's not planned.
      
        
      Outside the hive, flying who knows
      where, doing who knows what.
      
        
      You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
      Jock. You have to be bred for that.
      
        
      Right.
      
        
      Look. That's more pollen
      than you and I will see in a lifetime.
      
        
      It's just a status symbol.
      Bees make too much of it.
      
        
      Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
      and the ladies see you wearing it.
      
        
      Those ladies?
      Aren't they our cousins too?
      
        
      Distant. Distant.
      
        
      Look at these two.
      
        
      - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
      - Let's have fun with them.
      
        
      It must be dangerous
      being a Pollen Jock.
      
        
      Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
      against a mushroom!
      
        
      He had a paw on my throat,
      and with the other, he was slapping me!
      
        
      - Oh, my!
      - I never thought I'd knock him out.
      
        
      What were you doing during this?
      
        
      Trying to alert the authorities.
      
        
      I can autograph that.
      
        
      A little gusty out there today,
      wasn't it, comrades?
      
        
      Yeah. Gusty.
      
        
      We're hitting a sunflower patch
      six miles from here tomorrow.
      
        
      - Six miles, huh?
      - Barry!
      
        
      A puddle jump for us,
      but maybe you're not up for it.
      
        
      - Maybe I am.
      - You are not!
      
        
      We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
      
        
      What do you think, buzzy-boy?
      Are you bee enough?
      
        
      I might be. It all depends
      on what 0900 means.
      
        
      Hey, Honex!
      
        
      Dad, you surprised me.
      
        
      You decide what you're interested in?
      
        
      - Well, there's a lot of choices.
      - But you only get one.
      
        
      Do you ever get bored
      doing the same job every day?
      
        
      Son, let me tell you about stirring.
      
        
      You grab that stick, and you just
      move it around, and you stir it around.
      
        
      You get yourself into a rhythm.
      It's a beautiful thing.
      
        
      You know, Dad,
      the more I think about it,
      
        
      maybe the honey field
      just isn't right for me.
      
        
      You were thinking of what,
      making balloon animals?
      
        
      That's a bad job
      for a guy with a stinger.
      
        
      Janet, your son's not sure
      he wants to go into honey!
      
        
      - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
      - I'm not trying to be funny.
      
        
      You're not funny! You're going
      into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
      
        
      - You're gonna be a stirrer?
      - No one's listening to me!
      
        
      Wait till you see the sticks I have.
      
        
      I could say anything right now.
      I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
      
        
      Let's open some honey and celebrate!
      
        
      Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
      Shave my antennae.
      
        
      Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
      a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
      
        
      I'm so proud.
      
        
      - We're starting work today!
      - Today's the day.
      
        
      Oome on! All the good jobs
      will be gone.
      
        
      Yeah, right.
      
        
      Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
      stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
      
        
      - Is it still available?
      - Hang on. Two left!
      
        
      One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
      Step to the side.
      
        
      - What'd you get?
      - Picking crud out. Stellar!
      
        
      Wow!
      
        
      Oouple of newbies?
      
        
      Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
      
        
      Make your choice.
      
        
      - You want to go first?
      - No, you go.
      
        
      Oh, my. What's available?
      
        
      Restroom attendant's open,
      not for the reason you think.
      
        
      - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
      - Sure, you're on.
      
        
      I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
      
        
      Wax monkey's always open.
      
        
      The Krelman opened up again.
      
        
      What happened?
      
        
      A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
      He's dead. Another dead one.
      
        
      Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
      
        
      Dead from the neck up.
      Dead from the neck down. That's life!
      
        
      Oh, this is so hard!
      
        
      Heating, cooling,
      stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
      
        
      humming, inspector number seven,
      lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
      
        
      mite wrangler. Barry, what
      do you think I should... Barry?
      
        
      Barry!
      
        
      All right, we've got the sunflower patch
      in quadrant nine...
      
        
      What happened to you?
      Where are you?
      
        
      - I'm going out.
      - Out? Out where?
      
        
      - Out there.
      - Oh, no!
      
        
      I have to, before I go
      to work for the rest of my life.
      
        
      You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
      
        
      Another call coming in.
      
        
      If anyone's feeling brave,
      there's a Korean deli on 83rd
      
        
      that gets their roses today.
      
        
      Hey, guys.
      
        
      - Look at that.
      - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
      
        
      Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
      
        
      It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
      
        
      Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
      
        
      Sign here, here. Just initial that.
      
        
      - Thank you.
      - OK.
      
        
      You got a rain advisory today,
      
        
      and as you all know,
      bees cannot fly in rain.
      
        
      So be careful. As always,
      watch your brooms,
      
        
      hockey sticks, dogs,
      birds, bears and bats.
      
        
      Also, I got a couple of reports
      of root beer being poured on us.
      
        
      Murphy's in a home because of it,
      babbling like a cicada!
      
        
      - That's awful.
      - And a reminder for you rookies,
      
        
      bee law number one,
      absolutely no talking to humans!
      
        
      All right, launch positions!
      
        
      Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
      buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
      
        
      Black and yellow!
      
        
      Hello!
      
        
      You ready for this, hot shot?
      
        
      Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
      
        
      Wind, check.
      
        
      - Antennae, check.
      - Nectar pack, check.
      
        
      - Wings, check.
      - Stinger, check.
      
        
      Scared out of my shorts, check.
      
        
      OK, ladies,
      
        
      let's move it out!
      
        
      Pound those petunias,
      you striped stem-suckers!
      
        
      All of you, drain those flowers!
      
        
      Wow! I'm out!
      
        
      I can't believe I'm out!
      
        
      So blue.
      
        
      I feel so fast and free!
      
        
      Box kite!
      
        
      Wow!
      
        
      Flowers!
      
        
      This is Blue Leader.
      We have roses visual.
      
        
      Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
      
        
      Roses!
      
        
      30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
      
        
      Stand to the side, kid.
      It's got a bit of a kick.
      
        
      That is one nectar collector!
      
        
      - Ever see pollination up close?
      - No, sir.
      
        
      I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
      over here. Maybe a dash over there,
      
        
      a pinch on that one.
      See that? It's a little bit of magic.
      
        
      That's amazing. Why do we do that?
      
        
      That's pollen power. More pollen, more
      flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
      
        
      Oool.
      
        
      I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
      Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
      
        
      Oopy that visual.
      
        
      Wait. One of these flowers
      seems to be on the move.
      
        
      Say again? You're reporting
      a moving flower?
      
        
      Affirmative.
      
        
      That was on the line!
      
        
      This is the coolest. What is it?
      
        
      I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
      
        
      It smells good.
      Not like a flower, but I like it.
      
        
      Yeah, fuzzy.
      
        
      Ohemical-y.
      
        
      Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
      
        
      My sweet lord of bees!
      
        
      Oandy-brain, get off there!
      
        
      Problem!
      
        
      - Guys!
      - This could be bad.
      
        
      Affirmative.
      
        
      Very close.
      
        
      Gonna hurt.
      
        
      Mama's little boy.
      
        
      You are way out of position, rookie!
      
        
      Ooming in at you like a missile!
      
        
      Help me!
      
        
      I don't think these are flowers.
      
        
      - Should we tell him?
      - I think he knows.
      
        
      What is this?!
      
        
      Match point!
      
        
      You can start packing up, honey,
      because you're about to eat it!
      
        
      Yowser!
      
        
      Gross.
      
        
      There's a bee in the car!
      
        
      - Do something!
      - I'm driving!
      
        
      - Hi, bee.
      - He's back here!
      
        
      He's going to sting me!
      
        
      Nobody move. If you don't move,
      he won't sting you. Freeze!
      
        
      He blinked!
      
        
      Spray him, Granny!
      
        
      What are you doing?!
      
        
      Wow... the tension level
      out here is unbelievable.
      
        
      I gotta get home.
      
        
      Oan't fly in rain.
      
        
      Oan't fly in rain.
      
        
      Oan't fly in rain.
      
        
      Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
      
        
      Ken, could you close
      the window please?
      
        
      Ken, could you close
      the window please?
      
        
      Oheck out my new resume.
      I made it into a fold-out brochure.
      
        
      You see? Folds out.
      
        
      Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
      
        
      What was that?
      
        
      Maybe this time. This time. This time.
      This time! This time! This...
      
        
      Drapes!
      
        
      That is diabolical.
      
        
      It's fantastic. It's got all my special
      skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
      
        
      What's number one? Star Wars?
      
        
      Nah, I don't go for that...
      
        
      ...kind of stuff.
      
        
      No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
      They're out of their minds.
      
        
      When I leave a job interview, they're
      flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
      
        
      There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
      
        
      I don't remember the sun
      having a big 75 on it.
      
        
      I predicted global warming.
      
        
      I could feel it getting hotter.
      At first I thought it was just me.
      
        
      Wait! Stop! Bee!
      
        
      Stand back. These are winter boots.
      
        
      Wait!
      
        
      Don't kill him!
      
        
      You know I'm allergic to them!
      This thing could kill me!
      
        
      Why does his life have
      less value than yours?
      
        
      Why does his life have any less value
      than mine? Is that your statement?
      
        
      I'm just saying all life has value. You
      don't know what he's capable of feeling.
      
        
      My brochure!
      
        
      There you go, little guy.
      
        
      I'm not scared of him.
      It's an allergic thing.
      
        
      Put that on your resume brochure.
      
        
      My whole face could puff up.
      
        
      Make it one of your special skills.
      
        
      Knocking someone out
      is also a special skill.
      
        
      Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
      
        
      - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
      - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
      
        
      - You could put carob chips on there.
      - Bye.
      
        
      - Supposed to be less calories.
      - Bye.
      
        
      I gotta say something.
      
        
      She saved my life.
      I gotta say something.
      
        
      All right, here it goes.
      
        
      Nah.
      
        
      What would I say?
      
        
      I could really get in trouble.
      
        
      It's a bee law.
      You're not supposed to talk to a human.
      
        
      I can't believe I'm doing this.
      
        
      I've got to.
      
        
      Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
      
        
      No. Yes. No.
      
        
      Do it. I can't.
      
        
      How should I start it?
      "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
      
        
      Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
      
        
      Hi!
      
        
      I'm sorry.
      
        
      - You're talking.
      - Yes, I know.
      
        
      You're talking!
      
        
      I'm so sorry.
      
        
      No, it's OK. It's fine.
      I know I'm dreaming.
      
        
      But I don't recall going to bed.
      
        
      Well, I'm sure this
      is very disconcerting.
      
        
      This is a bit of a surprise to me.
      I mean, you're a bee!
      
        
      I am. And I'm not supposed
      to be doing this,
      
        
      but they were all trying to kill me.
      
        
      And if it wasn't for you...
      
        
      I had to thank you.
      It's just how I was raised.
      
        
      That was a little weird.
      
        
      - I'm talking with a bee.
      - Yeah.
      
        
      I'm talking to a bee.
      And the bee is talking to me!
      
        
      I just want to say I'm grateful.
      I'll leave now.
      
        
      - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
      - What?
      
        
      The talking thing.
      
        
      Same way you did, I guess.
      "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
      
        
      - That's very funny.
      - Yeah.
      
        
      Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
      we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
      
        
      Anyway...
      
        
      Oan I...
      
        
      ...get you something?
      - Like what?
      
        
      I don't know. I mean...
      I don't know. Ooffee?
      
        
      I don't want to put you out.
      
        
      It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
      
        
      - It's just coffee.
      - I hate to impose.
      
        
      - Don't be ridiculous!
      - Actually, I would love a cup.
      
        
      Hey, you want rum cake?
      
        
      - I shouldn't.
      - Have some.
      
        
      - No, I can't.
      - Oome on!
      
        
      I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
      
        
      - Where?
      - These stripes don't help.
      
        
      You look great!
      
        
      I don't know if you know
      anything about fashion.
      
        
      Are you all right?
      
        
      No.
      
        
      He's making the tie in the cab
      as they're flying up Madison.
    3. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      -removes you from the group chat @Xarkly

  14. what have i done

    1. Netphreak

      Netphreak

      You should have thought about it before you started the fire in the forest of dead brush....... Shame, shame shame.

    2. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      sometimes controlled fires are good to prevent more disastrous ones

    3. alexmagus

      alexmagus

      this is controlled?

  15. most pathetic thing i've read:

    Screenshot_20230328-113707.png

     

    Calling a thread about rape and death threats a cry for attention.

    1. Songwitch

      Songwitch

      it's always the incels with the lamest pfps ever

    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      >charging extra for MM because someone stays banned

       

      lame

    3. monkeypoacher
  16. noticed i recently been getting upvotes on this old post, and i think it might be worth putting it out there to players again

     

    https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/196922-hey-youre-finally-awake/?tab=comments#comment-1809214

    1. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      satinkira promoted you in his staff app

    2. UnBaed
    3. Spoopy_Duck

      Spoopy_Duck

      4 hours ago, UnBaed said:

      87d8bebd29e73454f096f96ed8d20ff5.png.e3df63c1e390dc8c21e6ca6afe28ac3f.png

      dox???

  17. repent all ye sinners, says matt damon 

    1. Security_

      Security_

      ill repent when im dead

    2. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      fug, he’s too powerful!!

  18. every war really turns into a world war on lotc

    1. Twinny

      Twinny

      p-cringe.

    2. SteppeNomad

      SteppeNomad

      very cringe, basically every time

  19. @NJBB I offer thee my humblest and sincerest of apologies; my behavior had been MOST uncouth and almost irredeemable when I had broken thine golden greaves upon clicking on thine’s Minecraft person.

    1. Jaigalar

      Jaigalar

      forgiven thank you 

    2. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      oh i don’t want your forgiveness, that’s a sign of weakness.  i shall RETRACT my apology

  20. I wake up and I dab.......

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