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  1. Valannor

    Have a berry. 

    1. riorr

      riorr

      Thank you for this berry! I hope it's not poisonous :) 

    2. Buffsanta

      Buffsanta

      Boy do I love berries

    3. satinkira

      satinkira

      Are you violating my rights by forcing food on me?

  2. Valannor

    POG Seer is Pog 

     

    All Hail Vaasek's Bois in Blindfolds

     

     

     

     

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    2. Diogen

      Diogen

      all my homies love seers

    3. Zarsies

      Zarsies

      Sog

    4. Zacho

      Zacho

      soggy seer

  3. Valannor

    BIRTH BE UPON YE!

    1. UnBaed

      UnBaed

      perish

  4. Valannor

    I'm gonna take a shit on your hammer 

  5. Valannor

    I love the taste of snow elf in the morning.

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    2. exanimated

      exanimated

      Me too

    3. femurlord

      femurlord

      You mean the High Elven subculture?

    4. chaotikal

      chaotikal

      Does this mean snow elf is canon then? awesome thanks for everything story man

  6. Valannor

    I HEREBY DECREE THAT THIS INDIVIDUAL, @Polysemic, IS CANCELLED FOR EGREGIOUS SPOUTING OF SLURS BEYOND REPROACH BY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE ON AN LOTC PLATFORM

     

    PUBLIC RAGE MACHINE, DO THY WORK

    1. Polysemic

      Polysemic

      One of these days someone will actually think I say slurs constantly and honestly that would be really funny (i do not say slurs generally) (or do i?)

    2. Adelemphii

      Adelemphii

      poly told me to shush, i was offended

  7. Valannor

    @Polysemic is now cancelled. 

    1. Adelemphii

      Adelemphii

      oh no @Polysemic

    2. Polysemic

      Polysemic

      ****

    3. ImCookiie

      ImCookiie

      I agree.

  8. Valannor

    Wake up, Sheeple. Pigeons aren't real. They're spies sent by the Aengudaemons!

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    2. Gemini

      Gemini

      Druidic spies 

    3. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      Exactly. Stop trusting pigeons. Trust only doves. 

    4. Astrophysical

      Astrophysical

      1 hour ago, Burnsider said:

      Exactly. Stop trusting pigeons. Trust only doves. 

      Doves are agents of the Spirits.

  9. Valannor

    I am the palebeast.

    1. Child Neglecter

      Child Neglecter

      nah that's me sorry 

    2. Callum

      Callum

      ur momma

    3. Glade

      Glade

      I HATE THE PALEBEAST, no offense.

  10. Valannor

    Croak and seethe, Wonk Lovers.

  11. Valannor

    #FlattenTheCurve

     

    #TakeTheVax

     

    #Corci19

     

    #StopTheSpread

    1. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      Sorry. About to infect more people!

    2. rukio

      rukio

      Something something #PaladinFrontLines

  12. Valannor

    I ain't been droppin' no eaves sir, honest!

  13. Valannor

    lots of folks being banished to the shadow realm, jimbo. Makes ya think...

    1. Milenkhov

      Milenkhov

      its over. . . i can see their faces, wouldn't you like to be here. . ? 

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      https://www.duelingbook.com/

       

      It's time to d-d-duel, Valannor!

  14. Valannor

    I am an average Kharajyr Enjoyer. 

     

    Sa'vi vneaht'a. 

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    2. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      Someday I'll make a Kha priest.

    3. Slorbin

      Slorbin

      mrroowww haha sa'viiii haha mrreeoowww haha sa'viiii

    4. Ryloth

      Ryloth

      *snorts a line of moonsugar
      eeheohhohoeoe, saaa'viii vneaht'aaa mrreoowolll, ehehooehoo

  15. Valannor

    Tfw you need to plagiarize articles to hate the mineman gays

  16. Valannor

    Momma said knock you out...

    1. saint swag

      saint swag

      jeepers creepers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

  17. Valannor

    Bing bong

    1. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      It's actually pronounced Ping Pong, and it's how we should be settling all war claims. 

    2. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

       

    3. Benleft

      Benleft

      byron!

  18. Valannor

    @oliviaaaahr has been cancelled for not wanting to be cancelled again. 

  19. Valannor

    There's only one true son of Skyrim. 

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    2. Ryloth

      Ryloth

      what about the snow elven genocide by the humans!?

    3. TryaxReck

      TryaxReck

      /

      Edited by TryaxReck
    4. King_Kunuk

      King_Kunuk

      We should have LotC reenact the genocide!

  20. Valannor

    Why don't you have a seat?

    1. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      So, who did you think you were going to be RPing with here today? 

    2. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      so you're saying that's not you in the skype logs?

    3. Slothtastic

      Slothtastic

      What did you mean when you said "I liked it better when you called me master"?

  21. Valannor

    Yeah sorry chiefs, I gotta throw in the towel. I'm no longer allowed to roleplay at all, gonna strictly be a paperwork monkey.

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    2. Jamix_

      Jamix_

      i thought your whole purpose was to answer:

      "/sreq st node pls come fast"

    3. Liv

      Liv

      /sreq please answer my req and make it snappy. I need you to come sign my stuff for that is your whole purpose!!! 

    4. Ramon

      Ramon

      slave to the craft 

  22. Valannor

    Azdromoth is just Jeff Bezos.

     

    @Malaise

    1. Aehkaj

      Aehkaj

      Then who is the Elon musk 

    2. Valannor

      Valannor

      Garumdir

    3. Wand

      Wand

      c4afd602a145b5e0815fca1bcd4e9111067cf73b

  23. Valannor

    @Nooblius has henceforth been cancelled for stealing my employee of the month badge. 

    1. Polysemic

      Polysemic

      hate that guy...

  24. Valannor

    I want a boat.

    1. Evonpire

      Evonpire

      bo-aT

    2. cappor

      cappor

      I have a nice boat design for sale if you'd be interested. kio#2222 is my disc

  25. Valannor

    Patriarchy.

    1. Nug

      Nug

      its real

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