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  1. Petrus is empty... where are all the human rp hubs at?

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    2. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      the banter is fierce in the status updates today!!

    3. big narstie

      big narstie

      Clearly you are deeply bothered, I am going to leave you with your cold sweat and mountain dew because obviously your mental deficiencies stop you from operating like a human being. Must suck being an aspie *****.

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  2. Can I be given status locking powers so I can randomly lock statuses for no reason?

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    2. Almenodrim

      Almenodrim

      Who let you out Mith?

    3. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      It's true. I don't even have TS and I do that. We have 2 skype chats. One for evil and another for eviler.

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      Anywho. You know it is time to lock it up once you need to use the scroll bar to read status updates. lol

  3. Straight up the weakest, oocly snakey thing I

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    2. Narthok

      Narthok

      if pvp moves out of a warzone then the pvp continues, this has been a rule since rhewengrad. The Orenian forces pvp logging doesn't change that.

    3. Space

      Space

      i love you all

    4. IrishPerson
  4. Why is piracy forbidden? Seems like its just blocking rp conflict for no reason?

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    2. Pandan

      Pandan

      If you've OOC permission from the opposing side, I see little reason why such a request would be denied. 

    3. Crowbill

      Crowbill

      "Yo bro! We're....kinda stealing your ship...you good with it?"

      But I suppose, anything for roleplay, huh?

    4. Textarea

      Textarea

      i think you'd need some legitimate proof of the victim saying yes to his/her ship being stolen, otherwise the burglar(s) might be at risk of being banned lol

  5. Can y'all stop bullying the halflings. Literally the only community on the server I feel bad for when I hear they got raided.

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    2. saint swag

      saint swag

      ppl just need to actually read the rules i think lol

      goes for gms too especially since they never seem to x))

    3. Narthok

      Narthok

      @tenredux rules are just guidelines to justify banning people I don't like oocly tyvm

    4. saint swag

      saint swag

      ah yes sorry sir

  6. LF group / new character. Any interesting ideas?

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    2. HortonHeardAWho

      HortonHeardAWho

      Be an orc.

      You’d make a good goblin or uruk- Probably an uruk though.

      Edited by HortonHeardAWho
    3. Burnsy

      Burnsy

      The Council of Agnarum. Dwarves.

    4. rukio

      rukio

      mournstone rise up

  7. Well Gloop was killed in roleplay so unfortunately I will be PKing, what character to play next?

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    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      I put the mood music in you requested, the br code broke and forums won't let me edit it so people have to click the link.

    3. Rhewen

      Rhewen

      Join the lines of the legendary dwarven screamers my friend!

    4. Nowak
  8. the edating plague has gone from something that was once shameful and concealed to something openly displayed and publicly professed. Very pernicious. 

     

    Lotc may have banned all the evil bad people who are rude on the internet. But the weird sex pest environments that can be found in some corners of this server remain unchecked despite many high profile bans.

     

    A phenomenon present in every corner of the server now.

     

    Dating a computer screen is not health particularly not for the plethora of mentally ill young people on this server. 

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    2. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      yeah i totally use tiktok you got me good bro

    3. Narthok

      Narthok

      @Unwillingly thank you for admitting your error

    4. Stump

      Stump

      >opening skype
      >trying to find my borderline illegal logs
      >tfw

      I will look, painful though it may potentially be. Thanks. @Smaw

  9. I feel really bad for new players that never got to experience LOTC as it was / used to be. Before the server descended into HR / Bureaucrat speak.

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    2. rukio

      rukio

      Except when theres fewer rules goons just abuse them and make the experience miserable for people who just want to RP and not have to click, especially in this **** 1.9 hell

    3. AmericanSimp

      AmericanSimp

      @NarthokYou don't give the community enough credit my friend. But what I've found is when you roam the world looking for some kind of RP, just simply pm a person asking if they are down for it (Whether good or bad if they die no items will be taken). 9/10 People, believe it or not will say yes, and you'll get some of the most dynamic rp of your life. Not only that, when items are taken out of the picture the person you pm'd is more than willing to die in the name of RP. 

      Once the playerbase starts to realize struggle and the risk of death/PK makes a persona's story. The true dynamic of the server will return, but til then, the ability to create dynamic scenarios is on you. One RP session at a time, things will change for the better. Atleast from my side. 

    4. Laeonathan

      Laeonathan

      people say it was so much better in the past, but it usually is only one thing: nostalgia. The 3 maps I've seen so far have brought more possibilities each. So things became better, some worse.  Most people who cry for "dynamic roleplay" just want to see nations falls and rise all the time... or mainly they just wanna take down Oren lol

  10. well good news for alot of you looks like snow elves are dying out cone 4.0... twas fun

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    2. ShameJax

      ShameJax

      Narthok! Stop deleting my posts! 9th time now! Anyways, your the only one thats going to die. And everyone on your side is dieing!

    3. Narthok

      Narthok

      I want to see how high hell count

    4. ShameJax
  11. talking with a friend about LOTC maps recently. I think Almaris or whatever this current one is called is probably the worst designed map ever.

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    2. wowj

      wowj

      Almaris good

    3. Slorbin

      Slorbin

      i expect more controversial takes from you. this is too standard

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      @Slorbinmy controvertial takes are bannable sorry sir!

  12. Thought it was agreed no cav

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    2. Onslaughted

      Onslaughted

      I really do hope the next one is more organized with the rules, like said narthok I do deeply apologize for the horses being there, like Kyle said it was the orcish leadership that decided on it.

    3. Onslaughted

      Onslaughted

      I hope the next one can be as equal enjoyable for both sides with no issues. But I would speak with the orcish leadership about this whole thing. 

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      Couldn't agree more

  13. Stop making slide threads to generate salt

  14. aparently there is a GM forum, #news

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    2. IrishPerson

      IrishPerson

      Speak for yourself Ski

    3. Nug

      Nug

      et sub forum is boring

    4. The Zealot (Sir_Wyvernos)

      The Zealot (Sir_Wyvernos)

      They solder reflective wires into your brain when you leave the team. You still turn out okasdslrfwsoeiklfj *foams at the mouth*

  15. Follow me on the forums for good memes @ElementalGamer

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    2. Narthok

      Narthok

      Keaton if you unironically believe immigrants are a good thing then you should just stay in the caliphate of the British Illes

    3. KeatonUnbeaten

      KeatonUnbeaten

      didnt say they were good, they just arent as bad as the average american

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      If you break the first law of a country you come upon you have no right to claim to love that country.

  16. Why does no one accept conquest.. I accepted conquest ;(

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    2. Narthok

      Narthok

      Naw idgaf about your **** plot im talking about pillage in general

    3. Swannick

      Swannick

      He mayb be pissed about this issue but he is right about this whole thing

    4. Pureimp10

      Pureimp10

      If they do deny, I just sort of....look at them in a weird way.....

  17. We should use league custome games to decide acceptance of warclaims

  18. Finally the tier five self taught mages shall disappear

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      Narthok just keeps making this sound of a brainless Uruk beating rocks together to make a fire whenever his mouth opens.

    3. GodEmperorFlam

      GodEmperorFlam

      I was trying to be passive aggressive about this, but props to Lym. :D

  19. I'm building the walls again Menarra, we can do this all year

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    2. Narthok

      Narthok

      Also getting banned for building in free build would be a great way to go

    3. Archbishop

      Archbishop

      Landscaring freebuild is nto a great way to go.

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      oof, shots fired

  20. Where is the annual summer clusterfuck war that we have every year? Thats my jam.

  21. Who holds the record for most BRs against them?

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    2. Cloakedsphere

      Cloakedsphere

      Oh and Kahzo and goldrim are in the running too.

    3. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      I'm tempted to spend a day going through all 112 pages of BRs and recording the statistics.

    4. Cyndikate
  22. laughing at the wolfkite1 ban report. Best content on LOTC rn. The entire post is just him vindicating one of the meme he's reporting the dwarves for.

     

    As a completely uninvolved party I am forced to STAN team DWARF.

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    2. Muddy_Buddy
    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      havent read a ban report in a few years and i guess that was a good idea

    4. Burnsider

      Burnsider

      I miss the ISA war when there was a new ban report every other day to feed my popcorn addiction.

  23. 2nd worst human nation throwing shots in the lotc statuses 😄

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    2. Narthok

      Narthok

      Just because I don't like it doesn't mean its not a human nation.

       

      Haense is a strong stable nation with a distinct rp culture. I had pretty long standing issues with the old haense clique but literally don't know any of the new people well enough to have an opinion. They're just the nation across the lake who happens to be invading i guess.

    3. tasty_cheesecake

      tasty_cheesecake

      what even is neue savoy is it just sutica dos or something

    4. Narthok

      Narthok

      @tasty_cheesecakeas I understand it it is a place for big titles with no rallies + random spook / magic cliques. Kinda like old vandoria I guess?

  24. Would economic monopolies work on lotc?

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    2. Tentoa

      Tentoa

      Tobeh Goldman in Asulon is a good example of one.

    3. Narthok

      Narthok

      I am unfamiliar with Tobeh Goldman

    4. Jonificus

      Jonificus

      Mithius is a wannabe Toby Goldman

  25. remember to RESPECT people who don't PK. 

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    2. Nug

      Nug

      i dont pk everytime because usually its just someone overreacting and solving a tiny rp issue with murder because everyone is murderhobos and expects people to revive and then no one treats death with the weight it deserves so if u get shitty rp pking to it feels LAME

      (ie all the people who just murder musin/halflings/etc. because theyre ******* tiny)

      but i also barely get into any rp fights like that so ;Y

    3. Narthok

      Narthok

      yeah i feel like cutting off someone's limbs or whatever is usually better rp. The problem is people often just ignore that ****.

    4. 1_Language_1

      1_Language_1

      THANK YOU. God, I know we have our differences but I literally try to tell people "Don't resort to murder for everything because that doesn't create roleplay. Literally just beat them within an inch of their life or cripple them because that is conducive to roleplay." That's why I actually enjoyed the time I was kidnapped by Norland and lost my arm, cause back then, if I'd been kidnapped by Oren, I'd probably just be executed right away instead of having to deal with the long-term consequences of roleplay.

       

      But then y'know, "sword go brrt brrt, hurrr I likes to klick"

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