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Zhulik

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  1. Nations that split their 150x150 settlement expansion into 2 75x75 fief plots- theyd use half the space

  2. Now that Dougs banned Ive found a new cause to rally to. Free Doug today or confetti bombs go off

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    2. Malgonious

      Malgonious

      Now that Zhulik has degraded to a shitty meme, I've found a new cause to rally to.  Ban Zhulik or Blade1212 takes down LoTC for good.

    3. Rael

      Rael

      Wow Malgonious great attitude, when do you get GM?

    4. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      Im as shitty as the memes the rurics make on a daily basis babe

  3. Give me 5 dollars and I will post /anything/ onto the forums

  4. Why isnt shady an admin hes better than all the others and is actually likable (no offense tel)

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    2. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      I dont want to be in the raffle I put my ticket in for shady the staff enslaves good hard working americans and punishes those who dont fall in line to a radical sjw propaganda 'pvp default' regime and thusly forces me to do long run-on sentences because theyre too busy playing league and overwatch to do simplistic things like unlock a chest or get a better server because your donation perks are so outrageously garbage that it makes me regret funneling $50 into tythus's pockets for burgers while watching ski_king3 teleport me away from cloud temple bc rivenza is way too precious to be insulted through rp you god damned pinko communist hectopascals

    3. Publius

      Publius

      yeah but hey @Harold made gm, I think he knows a few tricks of the trade (he's played heartstone since it was released!) if you or shady would like the chance to experience some responsibilities on the server m'friend!

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      You need to like yourself before you become likable. And I like a lot of things about me. So should the server!

  5. If i actually make a gm application- will HB and Ski instantly deny it??

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    2. iris1612

      iris1612

      I'd trust Hillary as president more than you as a gm

    3. Harri

      Harri

      why the **** would i deny it **** off zhulik go scream about trump and your religion being oppressed

      also please do actually make a gm application that'll be pretty interesting

    4. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      im an edgy atheist and this is a delayed response

  6. If I ran for GM as an outsider would anyone support me i am a nervous WRECK

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    2. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      You should run for admin

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      No but you can play my theoretical half-kha half-dwarf daughter you feckless cur

    4. drfate786

      drfate786

      You cry over nothing so you wouldn't be able to handle the stresses of being a GM. 

  7. why am I not a gm yet? is it because I shitpost? Is it because skiking shilled?

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    2. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      >not understanding it's banter and that I am simply making white-noise for people on TS

    3. Wrynn

      Wrynn

      Probably because you shitpost. Idk it's something I notice quite a lot, and it doesn't really give you a positive vibe.

    4. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      No one should take the forums seriously as most posts are either self promotion or applications, base ones actions and skill off of actual work rather than forum pass-times. Sad! P.S. Free Kincaid

  8. All people with Anime/Deviant Art avatars that aren't OC are bad!

  9. Give Joey Calabrese his ability to post on the statuses!

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    2. LadyRebecca

      LadyRebecca

      I demand a tribute.

    3. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      I'll just give him my account with GM pex and see what happens

    4. Kvasir

      Kvasir

      it went well for heerozeero I don't see what bad can happen.

  10. how did i become a gm manager

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    2. DragoonCrow

      DragoonCrow

      Want an honest answer?

       

    3. LadyRebecca

      LadyRebecca

      Everything is going to burn. 

    4. Taketheshot

      Taketheshot

      Good the war can finally get back on track.

  11. @Vege can courland/snelves be the yu zong vong please it'll fit my star wars memes better

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    2. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      im like grand admiral thrawn, a military siege strategist. im a  side character, odd looking and part of the imperial remnant. I detest rebels and their new republic but will eventually get killed by my own men before i can see their destruction. then it'll be the duty of the others to survive the yu zong vong while my last words will be "but it was so artistically done"

      you're the yu zong vong because you were an outside force that the empire was initially formed to prevent- the dwarven/snelven/dunamian/courlandic collective. the rebel alliance eventually destroyed the empire and now these odd outsiders want to conquer the world with a new yu zong vong empire. Maly is Sidious, the one who plotted the rise of the orenian empire and pyro was vader- he killed himself and sheev to save his son john godwin or something. Savoy is the jedi order killed after order 66 and lorraine are the fish people from mon calamari because they provided the bases and methods of transportation for the rebellion despite not being the most populated. Elves are wookies cus chewbacca gets ganked by a yu zong vong and were enslaved by the empire also trees

    3. Chaw
    4. Vege

      Vege

      that was beautiful 

  12. I like how forum rules are more strict than actual ingame rules

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    2. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      Bro my only ban was from the forums and I'm one bad post from another ban...

    3. Vaynth

      Vaynth

      In game you break a rule once and get banned. On the forums you get multiple chances. I wouldn't say they're more strict.

  13. @Harrison The Clowntown said you're a noob at Overwatch and that I'm better than you. I'm inclined to believe them.

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    2. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      ^That game I got 29 ELIMS as a MCREE against a /TANK/ comp and I'm a REIN main
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    3. FreeHongKong

      FreeHongKong

      TF2 is superior game.

    4. Harri

      Harri

      what SR are u at now

      and if u know ur MMR too, what're u at (you can tell that by how much SR you gain a win or lose on a loss)

  14. @Harrison I did some research and apparently, according to my stats, I belong in high plat overall and currently am playing a diamond level Reinhardt and McCree

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    2. Harri

      Harri

      i was correct! youll get there soon enough

       

      also be careful of sites that judge your game skill, because not everyone uses them for one and they're not always accurate

    3. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      I've been using multiple and taking averages, not game skill. More or less analyzing percentiles overtime rather than "heyheyhey you belong in Plat dumby", it's using comparisons to other players

    4. Man of Respect

      Man of Respect

      What's your real rank tho¿

  15. why can't I see my cute gold vip art

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    2. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      u r a gm i modreq

    3. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      hey @Niccum better watch out ill go stupid on a ****** like im autistic xdddd

    4. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      I have a dog dumbass ******

  16. i hear gm team is need of ppl :) unblacklist me :))

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    2. Thatpyrodude

      Thatpyrodude

      You're toxic, m8

    3. Harri

      Harri

      you don't want to be put on that shitshow, trust me

  17. @Malocchio
    Hey uh can I get a coke and pepsi and I know we're gonna get an apetizer

    I would like some munchie mania with some onion rings, cheeseburger sliders and buffalo chicken tenders and a side of ranch please

    ...I think I'm ready to order too. I would like a big beef half pound + sriracha burger (medium if you could) with fries and a side of ranch

    Also for desert can I also get a Jim Dandy

    Don't eat the food before it gets to my table please, also I would appreciate it if you didn't smoke near it
     

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    2. Malocchio

      Malocchio

      **** 

      i mean if ur gonna tip fat that's cool

      also WE DON'T SERVE BREAKFAST ALL DAY ***** WE ONLY SERVE BREAKFAST TIL NOON 

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      s-sorry ms. malocchio. ..

  18. The Kingdom of Haense?
    More like only issues complaints!
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    2. Andustar

      Andustar

      Need some chips with that salt?

    3. Zhulik

      Zhulik

      GildedDuke?
      More like makes me puke!
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    4. AGiantPie
  19. Let me shitpost FMs you take the taste out of the forums @Riftblade

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    2. Riftblade

      Riftblade

      Shitpost responsibly, please.

    3. Elennanore

      Elennanore

      You hear that? Time to make pvp videos with the worst rap and anime music possible.

    4. Burnsy

      Burnsy

      14 hours ago, TitanOfTheDepths said:

      You hear that? Time to make pvp videos with the worst rap and anime music possible.

      Sure, I guess.

  20. Interesting how after the new CB rules were implemented not a single war has occurred – almost like Staff is preventing them!

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    2. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      except for the war between the Dwarves and the Empire of Man that lasted for like 2 days.

    3. Haseroth

      Haseroth

      3 hours ago, NotEvilAtAll said:

      except for the war between the Dwarves and the Empire of Man that lasted for like 2 days.

      yes, and nothing happened. no battles. no skirms, nothing. it was about as much of a war as the current llyria vs fenn stuff is. which is to say forum posts and nothing more. Also its called oren now, Empire of man has stopped being a thing at the start of the two emperors wars.

    4. Bisscy

      Bisscy

      2 hours ago, Haseroth said:

      yes, and nothing happened. no battles. no skirms, nothing. it was about as much of a war as the current llyria vs fenn stuff is. which is to say forum posts and nothing more. Also its called oren now, Empire of man has stopped being a thing at the start of the two emperors wars.

       

      There was a few skirms and the dwarves kept attacking and killin those on the road...

  21. Does anyone have a Fringe download that isn’t InfamousGerman’s or an Anthos one that isn’t Mirtoks?

     

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    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer
    2. ooooowee

      ooooowee

      you're big and stinky

    3. drfate786

      drfate786

      Too many cities already and we're not even in 6.0

  23. when's the boat event starting

    1. SeventhCircle
    2. Nathan_Barnett36

      Nathan_Barnett36

      I've been asking for the last 3 hours

    3. HardstyleRaver2

      HardstyleRaver2

      I wish they gave us a specific time. idc if it's in GMT, just give us a time.

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