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  1. We're back! Post your corny nature puns to celebrate! I'll be waiting with great ent-icipation!

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    2. mitto

      mitto

      these puns are beeutiful

    3. Wyvernbane

      Wyvernbane

      Hey, you druids, arn't we all a bit squirrely?

    4. danic

      danic

      rye must you dew this

  2. When kissing flowers, tulips are better than one.

  3. What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

  4. What do birds say on Halloween?

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    2. LatzMomo

      LatzMomo

      Parrots can speak m80 trust, I am very turstwurthee

    3. ℤ∃ʁ∅

      ℤ∃ʁ∅

      How to kill a Mockingbird... Hmmmm

    4. Kim

      Kim

      check ur privilege Ser Paul Ryan
  5. Birch you thought you saw the last of me...

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    2. Bat Druid

      Bat Druid

      literally the worst account on lotc

    3. Pikel Boldshoulder
    4. Fitermon

      Fitermon

      You guys have to stop 'barking' at this account, this is literally the best account on the forums.

  6. Why didn't the tree want to play checkers?

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    2. zaezae

      zaezae

      Made me click "Show all" just to see that :(

    3. DISCOLIQUID

      DISCOLIQUID

      Look, if you want jokes, you're barking up the wrong tree.

      @DruidicOrder Branch out with your puns. Feel free to let your old jokes stem into new ones. Try turning a new leaf? Just get a new season.

      ALSO, do you guys like my picture? <…,,…> I just Drew-It.

    4. Cloakedsphere
  7. The Druid Order highly supports veganism. Please donate to PETA today.

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    2. danic

      danic

      idk which one of you narks this is but im going to find you

    3. Your Favorite Impure

      Your Favorite Impure

      PETA is literally cancer

    4. Matt011011

      Matt011011

      PETA is ****

  8. What's a ghost's favorite fruit?

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    2. Katherine1

      Katherine1

      You want more puns? We like you :)

    3. Arkelos
    4. Elad™

      Elad™

      Fir real, I wood never axe yew to stop.

  9. What did the tree wear to the pool party?

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    2. Charles_Grimlie

      Charles_Grimlie

      You damn witty Druids.

    3. The Druidic Order
    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I laughed and then shouted in anger.

      YOU TRICKED US! >:O

  10. How do trees get on the internet?

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    2. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Well, I think it's pretty clever.

    3. Huh

      Huh

      Leaf it to the druids to make the nature jokes.

    4. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      You're Kaling me guys, I carrot even begin to express my disappointment.

  11. If Beethoven were a druid, he would have composed 'Oat to Joy'.

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    2. KarmaPhantasm

      KarmaPhantasm

      You guys taking my buns. Oat shame.

    3. Asgeir

      Asgeir

      Yew punny son of a birch!

    4. Wyvernbane

      Wyvernbane

      One Druid to another, SHUT UP. <3 I still love ya

  12. Happy Birthday to Athera's newest Ent, Ruithorn!

  13. Why was the pine sapling punished by his father?

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    2. Monomakhos
    3. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      That makes no sense. Worst druid joke ever. You're really barking up the wrong tree here.

    4. Heff

      Heff

      for what pvrpose

  14. What has no fingers but many rings?

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      ma gold chain boiiii

    3. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Maybe next time, if you're quick enough.

    4. AGiantPie

      AGiantPie

      Ngl my respect for the Druidic Order goes up every single time they post one of these jokes.

  15. What do you call a chicken in the North Pole?

  16. The grove burned down, but now it's back... by poplar demand!

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    2. Huh
    3. Ivran

      Ivran

      I'm gonna have to ash you to stop with these puns.

    4. Sky

      Sky

      Burning the grove down now.

  17. What kind of flower grows on your face?

  18. Work your way through Druidic Ranks with this addicting game! http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/druid-edition-2/

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    2. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      I got all the way to the elephant one.. T-T

    3. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      I've only made it to Arch Druid, so that's pretty good.

    4. Arkelos
  19. SATURDAY WAS CAPSLOCK DAY IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS! WE MISSED IT, BUT IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO ADVERTISE ENTHUSIASTICALLY!

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      FILTHY TREEHUGGERS

    3. Birdwhisperer

      Birdwhisperer

      Call now and get your FoxyClean and ShroomWow for just $99.99!

    4. Draeris

      Draeris

      ShroomWow!?!?!?!?!? I'm sure that this advertisement speaks the sincere truth and the price is righteous, I shall buy it and afterwards gain a free worthless DvD of Glee!!

  20. Why did the leaf go to the doctor?

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    2. The Druidic Order

      The Druidic Order

      Yes Ebony Druid Ford, he was feeling green!

    3. Eleatic
    4. Parkins

      Parkins

      Because it was made by a filthy druid scum.

  21. Why did the apple cross the road?

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